"#1542 +(141)- [X]<Evil_Kneival> I see.

<super`radish> dude

<super`radish> stop with the punctuation

<Evil_Kneival> Why?

<super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper
#2028 +(109)- [X]<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears?

<_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive

<_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage?
#3594 +(293)- [X]<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in

<mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap

<Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid.

<Reo> and it's too late for many of us
#5729 +(1116)- [X]<Lord-Data> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

<Lord-Data> why the ♥♥♥♥ would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire

<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun, not ♥♥♥♥ the damn corpse
#7033 +(187)- [X]<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"

<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?

<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?

<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!
#16364 +(-47)- [X]<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!
#21896 +(302)- [X]<PetrDoubt> I think knowing what you're talking about on IRC violates the RFC
#23305 +(114)- [X]<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again

<_berserk> so did I

<_berserk> got any dance techniques?

* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)
#34454 +(125)- [X]gadget: my god.

gadget: i would give several left nuts to have a store like that.
#37136 +(403)- [X]<bloop> that's a moot point

<SLing> your mom's a moot point

<bloop> you're cats a moot point

<SLing> your spelling is a mott point

<SLing> ...damn
#37139 +(123)- [X]<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true

<Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable

<Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word?

<Bandit-> actually yes
#39908 +(96)- [X]<Arbo> IRC: Therapy for the deranged.
#41668 +(72)- [X]<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa

<Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in Africa.
#42923 +(98)- [X]<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate.

<loophole> I don't know

<loophole> but

<loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated

<loophole> all over the inside of it

<cinnabar> uh...
#44606 +(340)- [X]<ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of their day :

<ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound fair or not for a bj?

<FunG> yep

<FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable
#44685 +(192)- [X]*Duck has joined #linux

<Duck> does anyone know how to fix my harddisk memory when i get the error: After you restart your system, check that you have sufficient hard disk memory secured.

<@Cradly> Duck try not filling your hard drive 100%

<Duck> how do i not do that
#44724 +(130)- [X]<dr_qous> it's nice when people call me 'hon'

<kmcwork> hey 'hon', pass me the lube
#45221 +(238)- [X]<xcham> I'm going to move to the middle east and start a gentleman's club

<xcham> and call it "the Gaza Strip"
#45876 +(166)- [X]<Noz> i've just run my finger along the floor of the case and picked up enough dust to choke a midget
#53085 +(426)- [X]<epx> Some hacker is trying to hack into my computer for the last couple of days. Norton firewall blocked the hacker everytime. I know it is from the same person because the same IP address (192.168.1.100) keeps poping up. How do I locate his location using his IP address? What can else can I do?
#57047 +(927)- [X]<naet> i got my sat scores bak

<naet> 540 verball and 500 math

<naet> so thats liek 900 total

<Go> right
#62705 +(205)- [X]<toe2toe> the part i like is where IRAQ's going "we got nothing"

<toe2toe> and US is going "PFFFT WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT"

<toe2toe> and then

<toe2toe> North Koreas going "CHECK OUT OUR NUKES, BUDDY"

<toe2toe> and US is going "Hey... are you iraq? no? THEN STAY OUT OF IT"
#65673 +(260)- [X]<kpearsall> AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ

<kpearsall> DIE J00 ST00PID ASSFUX PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER

<austin> RAINBOW LAZER BEAMZ FR0M DE EYEZ

<cj_> je5uS <hr|57

<cj_> | a|\/| TE|-| <o[]l /\0L Du|)E I c@n leEtifY e\/3RY7HINg

<pexor> |-|0|`/ 5|-|17 1 r|_||3

<pexor> 819 ¢0>< p|z

<toast> cj_: burritos today?

<pexor> |)4|\|¢1|\|9 ¢0¢|<5 p|z

* Added *!*@* to ignore list

<kinzillah`> sweet, sweet, silence
#76933 +(85)- [X]<dewwop> maybe i should masturbate more?

<Sir_Frag> with 60 grit sandpaper even

<Sir_Frag> for extra pleasure

<skold> haha 60 grit

<skold> talk about tearin some ♥♥♥♥ up

<skold> your ♥♥♥♥ would be a mangled piece of dangling penis flesh

<dewwop> ill just use steel wool

<Annieland> ooh i love steel wool
#77441 +(334)- [X]<Razor_EQ> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik

<Razor_EQ> like

<Razor_EQ> look at this ♥♥♥♥

<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now

<Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea

<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper

<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink ♥♥♥♥♥ anymore
#83621 +(988)- [X]jeremy rockz: im slowly unbuttoning your blouse, then i rip off your bra, and start to suck on one of your nipples while fondling the other, im getting hard now, and start to unzip my pants

jeremy rockz: ♥♥♥♥

jeremy rockz: wrong window

KrazeGuy04: omg! too late! keep going!

jeremy rockz: wow'
#88828 +(149)- [X]<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x

<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true

<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
#105474 +(141)- [X]<fejed> heh

<fejed> man

<fejed> I was soo about to smack some ♥♥♥♥ over the head on the train.

<fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker

<fejed> and like

<fejed> quoting him

<fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor"

<fejed> he said alot more ♥♥♥♥ but got off before I could get to him

<fejed> and on the bus

<fejed> there was this ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<fejed> saying he was a hacker

<fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"

<fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"

<fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"

<fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"

<fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"

<fejed> I'm like "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you stupid ♥♥♥♥" and he started crying.

<fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over

<fejed> got up and asked me to get off

<fejed> I was all hyped up from the ♥♥♥♥♥ on the train.
#106358 +(1006)- [X]<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs

<kessel> RL is good

<Pizza|> whats rl ?

<kessel> Real Life

<Pizza|> link ?
#107262 +(288)- [X]* cuba has joined #uplink

<cuba> hoi all

* Dave2|Laptop bans trade with cuba

* Luigi30 arms cuba with missiles

<KeaponLaffin> Luigi30: hey now, no bay of pigs
#154048 +(276)- [X]<alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day

<alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss

<mEta> shooting smakc is for gays

<alpha0> well

<alpha0> considering im now gay

<alpha0> i guess it isnt

<alpha0> not

<alpha0> *

<alpha0> ♥♥♥♥

<alpha0> :(
#155226 +(366)- [X]<Scarlet[away]> :/

<Scarlet[away]>"