"#1317 +(278)- [X]~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick.. that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house nicely
#2011 +(305)- [X]<Speef> man

<Speef> I have some killer gas

<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
#2320 +(62)- [X]<LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if anybody I know is in here before I am off for good for a while cause I wan tto try and get there icq number s the people I know

<LordDred> I am goign to be off for awhile cause I switched over to msn

<LordDred> irc is causeing me and my g/f to break up cause I am on here to much so to safe the realtionship I am getting off
#2940 +(528)- [X]<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ?

<sparatik> tell him she has an STD
#3300 +(220)- [X]<StoneDog> The mental image that went with getting head from a severed head?

<StoneDog> Didn't bug me.
#3301 +(-1)- [X]<acetonic> are you a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

<O-Dogg> ♥♥♥♥ you

<acetonic> answer = "yes I am"

<O-Dogg> ♥♥♥♥ you
#3756 +(467)- [X]<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC

<Wyatt> Ad0: Are you both IRCing side-by-side?

<Ad0> almost

<Ad0> she is in the kitchen with the laptop
#4310 +(305)- [X]<Slant> I'm adding "Masturbation" to my HotOrNot profiile.

<Slant> Hopefully this will reduce the number of matches I've been getting lately.

<Slant> Or it'll hook me up with a woman I can truly appreciate. ;-)
#4424 +(543)- [X]<amoeba> it's a little known fact that the binary releases aren't actually compiled by anyone, they just mysteriously appear on the FTP site packaged and ready for release.. it's postulated that the Devil himself uses Mozilla, and in return for using it he takes care of the insane build requirements
#4797 +(710)- [X]<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right?

<detmod> no java, duh

<DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java

<detmod> what the hell is l337?

<DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR!  YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O
#7245 +(392)- [X]<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug

<Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers
#8867 +(44)- [X]<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)
#10135 +(844)- [X]<Starchild> !define PCMCIA

<CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE

<CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.

<CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:

<CCU-Bot> PCMCIA

<CCU-Bot>  <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International

<CCU-Bot>  Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry

<CCU-Bot>  Acronyms).

<CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)

<Starchild> hey, ♥♥♥♥ you
#12160 +(213)- [X]<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :(
#14232 +(601)- [X]<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father.

<clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then?

<sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar.

<clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father

<Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know
#14411 +(129)- [X]<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn junkmail

<Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl
#14790 +(156)- [X]<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood

<end> haha

*** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)
#21842 +(-1144)- [X]<skacore> you shut your face you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mud butter
#21998 +(177)- [X](drauku) use Slut::Redhead; require rope;

(drauku) if (@ARGV > 1) { require gag;}
#22466 +(292)- [X]<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person?

<Jack104> 'Cause your life is a joke?
#23888 +(725)- [X]<doug-> moral dilemma: i just found a pak of 18 chicken legs in the deep freezer, however the label says 'best if used by 06-12-01'.... do i cook it up for the kidz and avoid having to spend money on take out?  i'm not all that hungry myself anyway =]

<Prozzy> I say go for it. If they die, at least you know.

<doug-> hmm, never actually thought about *death*, just figured on projectile diarrhea, etc... now insurance policies come into play... this could be a win-win-win-lose-win situation i have here
#36868 +(165)- [X]<Khrath> the thing i miss most about dating

<Khrath> was convincing those kids i was a teachers aid and they they were on a field trip
#40508 +(1957)- [X]* rabid_si is going AFK.

* rabid_si is now known as rabid_si[AFK]

<DopeHat> Rabid is going to anally fist Kao.

<rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now DopeHat.

* because_he_is_busy_wanking has joined #infinity

<because_he_is_busy_wanking> Rabid

<rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now because_he_is_busy_wanking.
#42663 +(74)- [X]<@JE> Hosting: $5 per month. Domain name: $15, your site being down twice a week: Priceless.
#43474 +(215)- [X]<Firemoth> Anyone know how long a male bird will usually go out looking for food?

<milenko> Firemoth: spose it depends on what bird

<Firemoth> Plover.

<Firemoth> We've got a female bird here with 4 babies, the dad's been gone all day and hasn't come back yet.

<milenko> Firemoth: get the female to apply for social security
#46637 +(243)- [X]<SLURPee> i remember in yr 9 i questioned something

<SLURPee> ohh about genesis and the order in which it occured

<SLURPee> her response was

<SLURPee> 'as catholics we don't question. we just accept'
#49542 +(175)- [X]<Jagged> -t is like giving a bunch of small children loaded handguns and telling each of them that the other ones all stole his christmas pressies
#51113 +(208)- [X]<locust> rockingham, where you can buy rohypnol and condoms in a combo "party pack"
#78511 +(237)- [X]<torment0r|wk|> !imdb butt pirates

<Vanamonde> Hackers (1995) ( http://www.imdb.com/Title?0113243 )
#84470 +(309)- [X]<Hackster> oh, i crack me up.

<lophyte> you crack me up too

<lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster*

<lophyte> ;)

<Hackster> really.

<Hackster> awww. *lick*

<lophyte> yay :D

<p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two
#89875 +(728)- [X]<Chimette> anybody knowledgable about chamber music who also wants some lesbo porn?

<crux> that will go down in history as one of the most inappropriate lines ever
#95004 +(39)- [X]<pss0ask> Anyone know about performance upgrades for honda accords?

<phedz> check #spic_it_out
#147015 +(267)- [X]<Comanche> ♥♥♥♥ off windows with your low ♥♥♥♥ space thing.

<Comanche> err. *disk :P

<Kim> LOL

<Comanche> typo :P

<xeon> lol, warning no ♥♥♥♥ found
#149900 +(540)- [X]<gilm0re> I wanna make a movie called "I Rock Your Mom" and make it a story about a child who has to triumph over constipation and an erectile disfunction.

<TJ32> ahh.. an autobiography
#246405 +(10498)- [X]<[BAC]Draxon|TWL>  "The animals"