"#118 +(357)- [X]<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC
#1419 +(420)- [X]<|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard
#1837 +(262)- [X]<barkode> you don't even want to be in the same area code as me after indian  food
#2441 +(287)- [X]<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again
#5747 +(3)- [X]<Auger> i stayed in a hospital when i was in second grade and i peed my bed cause i couldn't get up and i was too scared to call someone in
#7327 +(382)- [X]<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish?

<sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it
#7454 +(200)- [X]<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world writable

<rwxr-xr-x> ridable
#8504 +(586)- [X]<dr_rotcod> my poo was white again. this cannot go on
#9928 +(351)- [X]<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
#18754 +(1211)- [X]<Tac0> FiZi

<Tac0> are u connected to the internet?

<FiZi2> What the ♥♥♥♥ do you think
#22663 +(301)- [X]<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth

<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all

<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me

<Delidgamond> ♥♥♥♥

<Delidgamond> said that wrong

<Malbi> no you said it correct
#23336 +(340)- [X]<TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz

<TheHood> ws champs what motha ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<TheHood> yea

<TheHood> yea

<TheHood> wha

*** TheHood has left #baseball

* Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest

<Legalize-> i feel so much safer now.

<Legalize-> damn irc.
#23397 +(814)- [X]<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey

<Munkey> looks worse

<MuNkEy`> no way

<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it

<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase

<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?

<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.
#30030 +(256)- [X]<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess

<MiDGeT`> but cooler

<BrettyBoy> i hate ironing
#33682 +(406)- [X]«+ GearSlayr » and my cat ♥♥♥♥♥ on the floor now too cause she's getting old

«+ GearSlayr » if its not near a litter box it just ♥♥♥♥♥. it did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke my neck

«+ GearSlayr » i'd love to kill that cat myself.

«+ GearSlayr » ♥♥♥♥ it, it'll have depends on or something

«+ GearSlayr » thats what i'll do

«+ GearSlayr » i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass

«+ GearSlayr » or a bag or something

«+ GearSlayr » can you picture that?

«+ GearSlayr » that would be the most pathetic thing ever

«+ NathanRomulus » your cat will sit and tear it off

«+ GearSlayr » yeah probably

«+ NathanRomulus » and then proceed to crap on your floor

«+ GearSlayr » seriously though that cat needs to be put down

«+ GearSlayr » its like 17 years old

« syrup6 » wow

« syrup6 » old as fart

«+ GearSlayr » and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag its ass outside after it takes a ♥♥♥♥... BUT NOOOOO

«+ GearSlayr » i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!"

«+ GearSlayr » longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12 feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it

«+ GearSlayr » i should've taken pictures

«+ GearSlayr » it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious
#36619 +(215)- [X]<daenonon^II> lol

<daenonon^II> i got pr0n downloading on limewire when this pop up ad comes up

<daenonon^II> about some kind of pyramid scam

<daenonon^II> and somehow the search results window of limewire didn't get covered by the testimonials of the pop up

<daenonon^II> "as a single mom, i like how hardcore ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gets xtreme!!"
#42662 +(190)- [X]<ian> I have done it. Zidane you are stupid. End

<Zidane> dude im a 13 year old with the iq of a adult

<Zidane> it is you who is the dumb

<ian> it's "an adult"

<ian> and IQs for adults vary widely

<Zidane> no a

<ian> what you say means absolutely nothing.

<ian> NO, it's AN

<Zidane> i mean all!!

<Stuntman21> What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<xXkenXx> its AN

<Zidane> an....then

<Stuntman21> AN is proper grammer you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<xXkenXx> d00d,

<xXkenXx> theres a vowel

<Zidane> ....yep

<ian> " i r 13 and supar smar!"
#44266 +(780)- [X]<MiniMizer> Can you spell GEY?!?
#45566 +(807)- [X]<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff

<taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on

<grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer

<grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another"

<snif> no need to be total ♥♥♥♥♥ about it you guys can go ♥♥♥♥ your self
#46061 +(202)- [X]<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you throw her into the dryer

<Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw her in the washer
#47941 +(581)- [X]<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a ♥♥♥♥?

<pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least

<goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes?

<goatgirl> major vagina clench

<Juxta> yay for vagina clentch

<goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row

<goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession

<pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her :D

<goatgirl> hahahah
#50142 +(346)- [X]<ian> my mom is bigger than your mom

<ian> wait

<ian> no

<ian> other way around
#52087 +(798)- [X]<Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems?

<Seifer> Nope.

<rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to ♥♥♥♥♥♥' pee in the bowl today. >:

<rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' walls.

<rabid_si[FFX]> Er...

<rabid_si[FFX]> Oh.

<Mog> ...

<Seifer> Lol.

<rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger.

<rabid_si[FFX]> Right...

* rabid_si[FFX] whistles.
#57326 +(242)- [X]<hitman> and

<hitman> UNLIKE RageFury...

<hitman> I do do guys.

<hitman> er

<hitman> don't

<hitman> heh

<hitman> man

<ambrosia> lol

<hitman> that was a bad typo

* ambrosia pages dr. freud
#60115 +(533)- [X]<+Rustblade> I'm so angry!!

<+Rustblade> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer

<+Rustblade> I'm gonna kick it

* +Rustblade kicks his computer *

Quits: Rustblade ([email protected]) (Remote host closed the connection)
#83650 +(234)- [X][ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg

[ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap

[ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is

[ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one

[ @^duckman^ ] that sucked
#105228 +(175)- [X](+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT

(+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO!

(+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the doctor prescribed
#105894 +(161)- [X]<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion
#107257 +(834)- [X]<JakeD> My fingers are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big that I'm all like "apjps0-3" just trying to type the word "hi"

<Winter> wow, i bet you're a hit with the ladies.

<JakeD> Yeah. "Hi, I'm Lisa." "apjps0-3" "....♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak."

<Winter> i was thinking IRL, but i suppose you're more clumsy there?

<JakeD> That was an IRL example.
#123609 +(442)- [X]<maggie> how do i shut down my computer?

<uh> press start...

<maggie> no i want to SHUT DOWN! why does everyone tell me to click start...

<uh> ... you might as well just pull the power cord...

<maggie> uh but i also heard...

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#128527 +(281)- [X]<@olly> tu"