"#2011 +(305)- [X]<Speef> man

<Speef> I have some killer gas

<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
#2793 +(893)- [X]* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT

* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER

<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.
#3524 +(4589)- [X]<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?

<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?

<xpander> is that a euphemism?

<Ouroboros> Possibly

<Ouroboros> Shhh

<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.

<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time

<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"

<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day

<Affe> oh wait

<Affe> we're being subtle
#4916 +(7110)- [X]<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
#5614 +(393)- [X]<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert.

<Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.
#6088 +(209)- [X]*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least this tall to ride #hack )
#7039 +(746)- [X]<DocWebstr> *cough*♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥*cough*

<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; it's not good for you.
#7239 +(561)- [X]<fo0bar> ♥♥♥♥, how do I contact the IRS?

<egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you.
#8586 +(357)- [X]<rg> my f key got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ once

<rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose
#9019 +(-84)- [X]<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry

<hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did
#10399 +(190)- [X]<Toast> I prefer to op softly and carry a big kline
#14486 +(43)- [X]<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.

<EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.

<FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.

ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house....
#14544 +(43)- [X]<@Chibi> You know you're pathetic when roaches are bigger than your penis :o
#15553 +(118)- [X]*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor

*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor

*Eskimo* just play along.  These guys are freaky

<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.

<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?

<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.

*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol

<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?

<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer

*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au

*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)
#21897 +(25)- [X]* SiaNz^^ sits on ele, "Can you smellllll what my ass is exhaling"

<ele> the smell from The Rock's cooking doesn't differ much anyway

<bubu> LoL
#22853 +(456)- [X]([aE]ZERO) //timerc 0 0 /color background $rand(0,15)

([aE]ZERO) that is ownage

(Headache) no1, i mean NO1 is stupid enuf to do that

(Headache) NOBODY

<@[MORAT]HellCat> hmm how can i turn it off??? pls :)
#26655 +(1131)- [X]SpOoNmAn· man, one time i had a Mr Heros roman burger...that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing passed thry my bowels in about 5 minutes...i was in the mall and had enuff time to run to the closest bathroom. I was about to sit down and my ass erupted, i blew ♥♥♥♥ all over the toilet and a guy was in the next stall....he screamed and ran out.
#29667 +(228)- [X]<mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END

<darkLem> and it's coming in all caps.

<mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
#33560 +(236)- [X]<groulder> god i smell like a peice of ♥♥♥♥.

<groulder> i shold have a shower.

<j03bl0w> or stop smearing ♥♥♥♥ on yourself?
#35913 +(16)- [X]<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child

<Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists

<eyesore> lol

<eyesore> ZING!
#40476 +(-3)- [X]<|-|p|> neko-kun

<|-|p|> amrit is a h8er

<|-|p|> and what do we do to h8erz in this chan?

<amrit> deop em?

* amrit sets mode: -o |-|p|

* karr sets mode: -o+o amrit |-|p|

<amrit> like that?

<|-|p|> no, we usually don't do anything to haters

<amrit> ooh, heh

* |-|p| sets mode: +o amrit

* karr sets mode: -o amrit

<|-|p|> haha

<amrit> ...

<|-|p|> j00 got revenged ;p

<amrit> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass bot

<amrit> I AM THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 0WNER

<|-|p|> that's what j00 get for hating, dawg

<|-|p|> got to be a lover, not a hater
#42033 +(314)- [X]<AutistiCat> Anyone know how to get a halogen light bulb to fit into a halogen lamp thing?

<Ochopatas> Push on it

<AutistiCat> It has two little things sticking out and they won't go in...

<AutistiCat> If I push any harder it'll break before it goes in.

<Sensi> you slide it in and rotate the light. it should lock in

<AutistiCat> It won't slide in. It's like the holes are too small.

<Squinky> Wait until it passes adolescence.
#44088 +(578)- [X]<tate> Ever see What Women Want?

<Tony> yea, i look in the mirror all the time

<tate> It's true

<tate> Women do only seem to want Gay men
#45154 +(540)- [X]* Joins: Thogart ([email protected])

<Thogart> Tampa is the lightning capital of the world..

<Thogart> and its storming..

<Apsy|Laundry> And you think its smart to be online Thogart?

<Thogart> Well... yea.

<Thogart> I mean, my house has been hit twice before so whats the chance of it happening 3 times...

<Cuda> Thogart, quite good :p

*** Quits: Thogart (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#45768 +(455)- [X]<Joe> man, be careful... two minutes of pleasure for twenty years of pain

<DaShmoo> You only lasted two minutes? You loser.

<Joe> ♥♥♥♥ you
#47134 +(169)- [X]<flawed> i wish they had Summary Software .. you paste in a huge chunk of text and it gives you the gist of it :)

<flawed> then you can use some Text to Speech software to read the summary out loud

<flawed> ah the Age of Laziness
#47464 +(593)- [X](MolsonCanadian) http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/geography.quiz/index.html

(TheOneShamrock) 70 percent cannot find New Jersey, 49 percent cannot find New York, 11 percent cannot find the United States  <--- THOSE are the scary ones!

(anticimex) ROFL doesn't the US have schools?

(anticimex) Only 71% can find the pacific ocean!

(Moik) Lord save us if THAT'S the Protector of the Free World.

(Moik) "Quick, they need our help guarding freedom in Malaysia!"

(Moik) Later in Amsterdam...

(Moik) "Malaysians sure smoke alot of hash!"
#49748 +(343)- [X]<VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary

<VenomX> she is like 70 and she looks 25

<Trimangle> would you do her?

<VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving and chatting on IRC what do you think
#50174 +(527)- [X]<schnorks> One time I used a sock as a glove.

<Rivorus> One time i used a glove for a condom.

<schnorks> ...

<Rivorus> okay... five times
#58112 +(221)- [X]<falc> i now declare 'oat' to mean 'on another topic', please update your geeky brains immediately
#75980 +(294)- [X]<brislane> apparently porn is degrading to women, and leads to a violent atmosphere

<akawaka> when its switched off
#79847 +(714)- [X]<toe2toe> so i just flew in from AOL

<toe2toe> boy, are my packets tired!

<toe2toe> ...

<toe2toe> tough crowd
#80293 +(133)- [X]<cile_16> give me +v

<cile_16> pls

<ToRMeNTeD> give me head

<ToRMeNTeD> please

<cile_16> why

<ToRMeNTeD> then maybe

<ToRMeNTeD> cuz I want to ♥♥♥♥ your mouth

<ToRMeNTeD> and you want +v

<ToRMeNTeD> we can help each other

<cile_16> ♥♥♥♥ off

<ToRMeNTeD> :D
#81136 +(3)- [X]<InvisableMan> then take them all out

<InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them

<InvisableMan> and deport them

<InvisableMan> to afganistan or something

<InvisableMan> libya

<cheezychops> TO CANADA!

<ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god

<Chron"