"#401 +(113)- [X]<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!

<Dr_DOS> YES

<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner
#1778 +(-736)- [X]<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?

<wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus
#2142 +(920)- [X]<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away?

<mEsHmAn> in mIRC

*** theForger sets mode: +b *!*@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com

*** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away)
#2366 +(1393)- [X]<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking

<asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont meet a log
#2586 +(79)- [X]<wild-> u want to know a good jacking method?

<wild-> get a baggie

<wild-> dump some lube in it

<wild-> then stick yer ♥♥♥♥ in it

<wild-> and throw everything between the boxspring and matress

<wild-> then go to town

<BlackDeth> you're a masturbating champion

<wild-> BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i stole it from www.jackinworld.com
#3469 +(272)- [X]<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs

<blazemore> time to reboot

<ScumDog> that's so retarded

<mandarin> heh...uptime is sad

<mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;)

<mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs
#3984 +(326)- [X][11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF

[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix

<mightyflo> that was quick.
#6136 +(379)- [X]<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0

<ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static

<ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255

<ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs

<ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a second language
#7177 +(140)- [X]<Tyson> kegs rule

<Tyson> im gonna marry one

<Mousey> ill have an affair with it
#7443 +(551)- [X]<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"

<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your penis?

<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks like when they have you bent over?
#8111 +(223)- [X]<@IS2> play it again, dugy

<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo

<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo daaaaa da daaa

<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo

<@IS2> ahhh, what a classic

* IS2 saves it to his mp3 collection

<@Dugy> :(
#10820 +(270)- [X]<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
#11849 +(259)- [X]<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and everyone elses urine went all over

<MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :(

<MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not to laugh

<TheSpatulaOfLove> well

<TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting

<MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone elses urine on them were not please

<MelissaGod> ho hum

<MelissaGod> pleased*

<MelissaGod> just thought i'd share

<MelissaGod> gotta go match socks...

* MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

<Ouroboros> Um.

<Arilyn> hahaha

<Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date her for her intelligence.
#14340 +(87)- [X]justRed-dammit> i wish i had the ability to go back in time and make sure that what was to become of brittney spears ran down her daddy's leg!
#15689 +(239)- [X]<rone> OH BY THE WAY WE'RE BEING ACQUIRED.  AGAIN.

<rone> hey, at least we didn't merge with tab.net

<PetrDoubt> Yes, we did.

<PetrDoubt> Verio owns tabnet.

<rone> o ♥♥♥♥
#15870 +(239)- [X]<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when you're standing :(

<nzc> so takem off

<dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out

<dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being arrested

<dabblerblue> i hate that
#17327 +(257)- [X]<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass.

<Frozen-Solid> in your case it does

<Dragon-Beast> My case?

<Dragon-Beast> Why would it be my case?

<Frozen-Solid> because you are a dumbass
#17335 +(199)- [X]<Balatro> Electroly:  It died on me once and wouldn't restart.  I had to ps -aux or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ it is and kill the process.  Then it started fine.

<Electroly> ah, nothing good old `ps aux | grep Proteus | awk '{print $2 }' | xargs kill -9` won't fix.

<Electroly> much better, that worked.

* Gandalf stares at Electroly

<Gandalf> And I thought I was a Unix dork.

<Balatro> Yeah, it was so much less effort to do that then to type a command, quickly see the process and kill it by PID :)

<Electroly> you are a unix dork

<Electroly> Balatro: there were like 10 Proteus processes, dude.

<Balatro> Funny, I had 1 ;)

<Electroly> dunno where these all came from, but i killed them all.

<Electroly> now all is well

<Gandalf> Electroly: I understand ps, grep, and xargs. Explain how that awk thinger works, though? :)

<Electroly> Gandalf: awk is pretty simple.  it treats the stdin as a bunch of columns

<Electroly> and lets you reformat the output.  { print $n } is typical, where n is the column number to print out.

<kurros> AWK AWK MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Electroly> it uses whitespace as the column delimiter by default, but you can change that by some argument to it

<Gandalf> ah, and in ps aux the PID is the second column, thus $2, right?

<Electroly> yup

<Electroly> you can do other stuff with awk, like awk '{ print "Whee!  The PID for " $10 " is " $2 "!" }'

<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.

<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro

<Balatro> That's /♥♥♥♥/Balatro, honey :)
#23342 +(505)- [X]<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum

<[SAD]Kuja> i hope you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ choke you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that

<[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??

<pain> no. I would be dead.
#26837 +(124)- [X]<Shephard> what I look like in real life is not relevant

<Shephard> Imagine Adolf Hitler
#33534 +(-227)- [X]<G-R-G> Let me ♥♥♥♥ into a boot then make you eat the leather to get to the turds...then stick a butt plug in your penis and ass and have you eat my ♥♥♥♥..then when it's time to ♥♥♥♥ out the ♥♥♥♥, I wanna see the butt plug fly across the room at 80 mph
#34426 +(442)- [X]<Yawgatog> You haven't lived until you've chugged a bottle of rubbing alcohol.

<Yawgatog> You probably haven't died until then, either.
#34744 +(-38)- [X][18:06] * @N4m3k ponders on that..I'll take note of it..and see which topic comes out better.

<+Zer0-kewl> "It smells like ass in here...but yet i stay and carry on with my lurking and writing"

<+Zer0-kewl> but that only works if it smells like ass in your room.

<@N4m3k> my room doesn't smell like ass :-

<@N4m3k> I hope that doesn't make it to bash :-
#45998 +(1161)- [X]tom: lol

tom: bbspot rocks

tom: http://www.kiddiekingdom.com/media/apr02/mpg/2yr_sucks_dad.mpg

tom: err

tom: ♥♥♥♥

tom: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html
#46245 +(238)- [X]<Strimkind> I find programming too picky and precise for me

<gauze_> stupid computers doing what you tell them to :/
#46767 +(132)- [X]<Slack> *sigh* yes sir. **kneels** ((lol))

<MaximumMango> > ((lol)) <--- doesn't that look kinky in an ascii sort of way?

<Dest> Yes.

<Dest> It looks like something I'd like to put my penis in.
#58683 +(162)- [X]<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job

<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
#60831 +(797)- [X]·[steev]· i used to date this chick, she used to strip naked and rub up and down against me to get me off the computer, it was like, damn it, im busy
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