"#887 +(344)- [X]<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside

<Nikki> sorry
#3227 +(335)- [X]<memo> rgiorew09u34290

<Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon!
#4200 +(183)- [X]*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend! (edison))
#5537 +(44)- [X]<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.
#6852 +(953)- [X]<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
#6998 +(231)- [X]<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday
#7545 +(240)- [X]< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)

< annie > yeah

< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.
#7689 +(304)- [X]<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today

<Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.
#8923 +(370)- [X]<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.

* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
#13461 +(427)- [X]<Zok> who here has an ip address?

<Mortimer> me

<Zok> i didnt ask you
#16835 +(635)- [X]<JaYsOn``> why the ♥♥♥♥ do i always attract gay dudes

<moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars

<JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there
#17254 +(47)- [X]<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about banging rzr's sister
#17864 +(14)- [X]iamouija: Because I'm Jewish

iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS

fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish

fireydarkness: ♥♥♥♥♥ I hate you, go away -.-
#37341 +(307)- [X]* cams lights tri on fire

* Trimangle is flame retarded
#42383 +(390)- [X]<Nailbomb> ugggh, I swear I'm gonna be seeing pixels for the next week, can't wait to hit the beach tomorrow

<Demigoat> yeah

<Demigoat> so you can look at the sand

<Demigoat> and go

<Demigoat> "hmm, those look like pixels"
#43000 +(372)- [X]<Avalanche> !seen bud

[@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!

<Avalanche> !seen vagina

[Respecter] lol

[@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina.

<Avalanche> why does that not surprise me
#52763 +(335)- [X]<dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc

<SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it

<dcsteve> why not

<dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same
#54838 +(614)- [X]<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL

<Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?

<nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?

<Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable.  Its faster.

<Dekkon> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIPS

<Dekkon> DAMN NERDS
#55524 +(455)- [X]<pairo> you know you're doomed when you have to whois your domain registrar ID to find out your own phone number
#73104 +(546)- [X](IRC trivia)

<IMAP> masturbating

<Guest89332>  IMAP wins 5 Points for  masturbating
#82086 +(103)- [X]* Giga is now known as Giga|AFK

<Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas.

<xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat

<Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off.  It gets her off the computer.

<Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?
#92841 +(32)- [X]<Zeni> I send in quotes all the time and they go "HURR DURR, WE R BASH, LETS REFUSE HUMOUR BECAUSE WE'RE FRENCH"
#104704 +(216)- [X]<FoxMcCloud> Do you think Shigeru Miyamoto screams out pokemon-names during sex?
#104759 +(318)- [X]* freeloki hopes that this emote works; otherwise, he'll look like an idiot.

<Abstruse> "emote"?

* freeloki notes that his emoting was successful. 8)

<Abstruse> I remember when the /me command was called an ACTION...now it's an "emote"?  Dude, they've finally managed to pussify IRC...
#106429 +(289)- [X]<Jim`> Casey loves me, tel.

<Jim`> We're best friends.

<SarahS> Jim is afraid of Casey though.

<Jim`> I WAS because he's SHARP and LOUD, but I'm fine now.

<telarium> Do you help him masturbate?

<Jim`> I played with him and stuff.

<Psitron> ...

<Jim`> Er...

<acdcfanbill> ~_^

<Jim`> Bad timing.
#122558 +(761)- [X]<Calvinosaur> Water parks should make their entrances narrow, say 24 inches. If you can't fit through sideways, then you're too fat to be wearing a swimsuit in public.
#148914 +(1047)- [X]<Javin> God I need to do laundry.

<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.

<Doh_> catch?

<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?

<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.

<Doh_> heh
#157328 +(635)- [X]<babywafn> ew

<babywafn> all they had was

<babywafn> diet caffeine free pepsi twist

<babywafn> which is basically pepsi's way of saying '♥♥♥♥ YOU'
#166329 +(676)- [X]<Anarky> What's the best thing about twenty-eight-year-olds?

<Timofee> Dunno?

<Anarky> There's twenty of them dude
#204205 +(129)- [X]« lgcbmb » on topic question; where can i get more old man porn?
#204225 +(300)- [X]* jane masturbates

< applemacdude> god

< jane> YES!

< jane> found it
#262392 +(290)- [X]<BenLMB> i'm waiting for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard drives...so i can use it as a slave drive.
#271837 +(379)- [X]<Daleks|> guys i'm seeking for mid 90's hip hop song

<Daleks|> that going like this "na, na na na na, na na na na na..."

<asterax> ...
#276774 +(688)- [X]<ReFFi|Work> I don't like condom's as it is...

<ReFFi|Work> But I use them faithfully

<ReFFi|Work> I don't want to be that statistic, being the one time I didn't wear it, she got preg...

<Aronnyn|Work> Reffi - I have a friend who affectionately calls her three kids pill, condom, and diaphragm. Nothing worked for her ;)

<Endymion> i'd be worried if she calls her fourth one vasectomy
#302824 +(2549)- [X]<crumpiano> i just discovered a revolutionary way to piss off my neighbor

<crumpiano> i can play porn and broadcast the audio out over the frequency of the radio station hes listening to

<crumpiano> HAHAHAHA

<crumpiano> he cant tell me to turn it down when its HIS stereo

<MAME> you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#309198 +(735)- [X]«single_14yrold_male» any1 wanna cyber? im almost 16
#348482 +(913)- [X]<HEIST> I hate early am with no sleep. I hear the voices inside my head..

<HEIST> The flashbacks.. the urges..

<HEIST> Like I'm dropping down a well into a pit of something..

<HEIST> I can LITERALLY hear voices whispering in my ears

<HEIST> saying things

<HEIST> wicked things

<HEIST> telling me what to do

<Vortex> what are they saying now?

<HEIST> "drink more ovaltine"
#349015 +(395)- [X]ohnoitschris: White Castle: The OTHER guilty pleasure that makes you scream in the bathroom

ohnoitschris: ...

ohnoitschris: I am so sorry.
#351226 +(1008)- [X]<traid> is it bad when people at work ask what happened to your porn site?
#395262 +(652)- [X]krlgol2: Microsoft has also managed to upset women and entire countries. A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender between "not specified," "male" or "♥♥♥♥♥," because of an unfortunate error in translation.
#560932 +(386)- [X]<ckoo> haha some lady asked me where she could get headphones so I told her "the source"  aka radioshack.   She walked outside,  turned,  and walked straight toward "SOURCE adult video"

<reaper> Ahahahah!
#609327 +(1307)- [X]<Atob> a alphabetically be in organised sentence should words
#634201 +(1586)- [X]Rabid Manyak: Oh man, my mid-term mark update is awesome

Rabid Manyak: computer science: 61% science: 74% math: 51% philosophy: 97%

Rabid Manyak: Thanks LSD!
#638108 +(997)- [X]<@cypher> I've ne"