"#410 +(308)- [X]<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac
#1012 +(544)- [X]<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion
#1825 +(2816)- [X]<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do

<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out

<maff> with frosting and everything

<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way

<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
#1973 +(173)- [X]<|steve|> you know whats sick

<|steve|> on every IRC network,

<|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people

<|steve|> and #wtc

<|steve|> opportunists
#2049 +(757)- [X]<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged

<Ferney> LOL

<Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED
#2341 +(318)- [X]<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president

<Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday night

<CoMBo> yeah popeyes

<_jube> shift starts 9
#3728 +(269)- [X]<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington.

<Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to ♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend so be it
#3932 +(1145)- [X]<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'
#4882 +(292)- [X]<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?

<l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC
#5902 +(857)- [X]<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed.

<A|exander> who told you that

<The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub.

<A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed?

<The_Roach> ...

<The_Roach> Well, yes.

<A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right

<A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future
#6419 +(196)- [X]<extremist> strep?

<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?
#6518 +(1775)- [X]<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door

<QJ> while you were wanking?

<knox> yep

<knox> it was worse than that

<QJ> she finished you off?
#6778 +(332)- [X]<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly
#6931 +(497)- [X]<Ibrahim> mike should work for tech support

<Ibrahim> not any company in particular, just tech support in genreal

<michael> Ibrahim, That seems like a good idea in theory. But take into account my acute lack of patience.

<Ibrahim> that's the point.

<Ibrahim> we record all calls, video tape you, and sell it as comedy things.

<michael> Mmmm...no.

<Ibrahim> you'd make plenty of money.

<michael> Mmmm...no.

<Ibrahim> Free Donuts.

<michael> Mmmm...no.

<Ibrahim> how about your choice of 20 nude women at your beck and call carrying large tropical drinks.

<Ibrahim> actually, we could make more money with said 20 women and the video.

<michael> How about we combine all of them?

<Ibrahim> a comedy about 20 nude women with donuts and large tropical drinks?

<LdySaphyre> I want the video of Ib trying to talk twenty women into being michael's nude servants.

<michael> Ibrahim, No. A comedy about 20 nude women seducing me and offering me large tropical drinks while I try to perform my duties as a tech support person :P

<Ibrahim> now THERE is a video!
#7590 +(1231)- [X]*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}

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<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOW LIFE BASTARD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOOD
#9099 +(47)- [X]<UTF-Xanieth> damnit

<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar

<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o

<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?
#11222 +(277)- [X]e l i t e m r p (11:56:26 PM): 80 dagrees 95% humidity

Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:50 PM): yesterday it was 90 deg and 90humidity here

Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:53 PM): so i can relate

e l i t e m r p (11:57:47 PM): yeah but im wearing a 300 pound suit of lard
#12939 +(950)- [X]<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.

<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.
#14299 +(349)- [X]Dainichi> Sometimes, I really do think it'd be nifty-keen to have another me around.

Phantbert> no way

Phantbert> I'd hate to have another me

Phantbert> the last thing I need is another pretentious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to deal with.
#16379 +(1011)- [X]<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO!

<outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off
#17861 +(44)- [X]<ouija666> this gay guy was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about only being with guys with small ♥♥♥♥♥

<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus

<ouija666> so i say like

<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'
#22338 +(195)- [X]<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather

<Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at close range ?
#22605 +(192)- [X]<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I see something better to take its place.
#23355 +(165)- [X]Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m making fun of them

Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult

ph'x: haaha

ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction
#27447 +(388)- [X]<Aximili> aha Kids' Jeopardy is like Celebrity Jeopardy except they know the answers
#33991 +(635)- [X]<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek??

<kaGirl01> ohh ummmm  wrong window, please excuse that

<evilroot> . . . . . . . .
#36734 +(520)- [X]<smileygirl> you say

<^haploid^> Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentences. I applaud you.
#39789 +(100)- [X]<faR_away-> my dad dont know how to use a cordless phone

<faR_away-> i hand him the fone saying its for you

<faR_away-> so it presses 'talk' because he thought it was off

<faR_away-> and im like.. why would I give u a phone saying its for you and it being off
#41407 +(92)- [X]<rocksicle> You know you use computers too much when your doing something in real life, make a mistake, and try to press ctrl-z.
#45709 +(692)- [X]<^wigus> ♥♥♥♥ me

<DJ_Random> now?

<^wigus> its up to you

<DJ_Random> k

* DJ_Random looks up his book on how to "cyber"

<DJ_Random> asl???
#45887 +(331)- [X]<old goat> leet sucks

*1agerda1ek clears throat*

<old goat> sorry

<old goat> 1337 5vx

<1agerda1ek> much better
#55936 +(134)- [X]<Apocolypse> you know, id be into this stuff if i was about 15 years younger.... im 13
#56074 +(1409)- [X]<@exit2eden9> my mother just told me the funniest story ever

<@exit2eden9> she was in the supermarket before, and this person in front of her was fighting with her toddler...who kept taking candy off the rack and putting it in the cart...

<@exit2eden9> she was saying "no...you cannot have candy...it is almost dinner time and you cant have any"  and this is going on for a while

<@exit2eden9> so the kid yells really loud:

<@exit2eden9> "if you dont let me have candy im gonna call gramma and tell her you had daddy's peepee in your mouth"

<@exit2eden9> the woman ran out of the store...left all her groceries there
#58831 +(121)- [X]<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/  "The cemetery's roots date back to the Primitive Methodists."

<jre> Primitive Methodists

<AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967
#72271 +(21)- [X]<WookieJHWH> tA-Ka"