"#57 +(-160)- [X]<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
#306 +(1193)- [X]<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
#313 +(467)- [X]<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#547 +(473)- [X]<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature

<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it

<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
#965 +(1887)- [X]<Driph> a friend of mine is bi

<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite

<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook
#1385 +(383)- [X](chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional ♥♥♥♥ the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best ♥♥♥♥

...

(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best
#1520 +(691)- [X]<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads

<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power
#1589 +(75)- [X]<zuez> i want to meet shawn when i go to boston

<zuez> and ♥♥♥♥ him with my shaved carrot
#3591 +(297)- [X]<Slant> ....

<FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you ..

<FutabaAoi> !

<Slant> four baby.

* Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.
#4756 +(880)- [X]<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks.

<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW

<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage
#8100 +(658)- [X]<meta> blegh

<meta> the internet is bad

<meta> bad bad bad

<meta> I tried to talk to a woman

<meta> but she sent me nude pics instead

<meta> I didn't want them

<meta> but I took them out of courtesy
#8472 +(455)- [X]<helminthes> and the little basket at the counter says tips, so you hock a big loogie in it and then you realize what you did and say, "oh ♥♥♥♥ i'm dyslexic"
#8753 +(325)- [X]<Mat> what's a mac sysadmin?

<Ryk> bru's a mac sysadmin.

<Bru> someone who can remove shrinkwrap from macromedia and adobe packages and knows the difference between appleshare and appletalk
#10848 +(250)- [X]<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your ♥♥♥♥?

<Saccy> You mean double-handed?
#11909 +(243)- [X]<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?

<Twilo`> yes

<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier

<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color

<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color

<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color

<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that

<Twilo`> dude u serious?

<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register

<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?

<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
#12941 +(200)- [X]<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night

<@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair'

<@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach

<@Twitch`> they said '♥♥♥♥ you'

<@Twitch`> then i said '♥♥♥♥ you'

<@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else

<@Path`> haha
#14625 +(51)- [X](@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG

(@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION

(@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better

(@Cloud7): i doubt it
#15046 +(169)- [X]<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall.

<Dzarg> lol :)))

<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.

<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it?
#16970 +(647)- [X]<redfox> hmmm.. i heard a loud noise downstairs

<redfox> nobody's home, brb... investigating

<Rezn0r> it's your sense of self-worth running away

<Rezn0r> and knocking over furniture on its way out
#22068 +(261)- [X]<Mephistol> irn

<Mephistol> burn in hell

<Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/

<Mephistol> and my mom came in

<Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the screen

<Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think you're gay

<Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay

<Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help

<irn> ahahah
#22643 +(113)- [X]<psil0gik> is loving computers considered a symptom ?

<rewben> no a cure
#25031 +(401)- [X]<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh

<pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound?

<Wey> crunch?

<Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once

<Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it
#27791 +(475)- [X]<Raenne>  Damnit, my cookies are only half baked

<Tungee>  Smoke em up a bit more then

<Futility>  Heh heh heh... half baked.

<Raenne>  I stuck em back in the oven :)

<Tungee>  Mazi

<Tungee>  Nazi

<Raenne>  ...

<Raenne>  They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE

<Raenne>  chocolate chip :)

<Tungee>  The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people either
#33360 +(1892)- [X]([Smaug]) im actualy ♥♥♥♥-phobic

([Smaug]) honest

(+Porn-Star) he thinks anyway

([Smaug]) once i saw a gay person and i just started running

(+Porn-Star) u catch him?
#34974 +(1323)- [X]<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8?

<tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8

<Kitty> :(

<Kitty> but it is r f8

<tavaryn> maybe you should w8

<tavaryn> because we just can't rel8

<Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8

<tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8

<Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8

<Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8

<tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8
#35458 +(409)- [X]<dinarchvs> man

<dinarchvs> i should buy condoms

<abraham> why?

<abraham> your hand have an STD?
#41741 +(686)- [X]<Rodney> damn mom still on ebay

<territory> lol

<territory> ur selling ur mom?
#41922 +(209)- [X]<TNK> sweden is the most wasted land in the world- so many beautiful girls, and because it's cold there they wear too many clothes =]
#46282 +(230)- [X]<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around <MP3>

<@PSU-Kaikou> oh ♥♥♥♥

<@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that..

<+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf

<+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of ♥♥♥♥ music you listening too???
#46338 +(335)- [X]<Kai-jin> violence is always an answer

<Aan|trigu> ah..no

<Aan|trigu> :P

<Kai-jin> yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer

<Aan|trigu> well so is bestiality
#47106 +(195)- [X]<morgaSTFU> MBoffin: did you hear about the new IE hole?

<MBoffin> The one they posted the code for on BugTraq?

<Drg> i'm over the hype of the new ie hole heh.. had enough fun backdooring the girls on my msn list.. haahahahahaHAh

<morgaSTFU> eeew

<MBoffin> Drg, backdooring girls should be discussed in another channel, please
#57443 +(109)- [X]<Yaleman> omg.. you should see a netsplit / join on a warez channel with over 3000 people in it... intense

<Yaleman> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

<Yaleman> it's like a rollercoaster ride man
#59674 +(143)- [X](djaby) ohh k me frm marz

(djaby) visit sum time...

(djaby) its a cooool place

(djaby) ur zip has sum ko0o0o00ol tackz...

(st0vbold) I thought so, since you can't spell ♥♥♥♥'s worth

(djaby) u there zip....

(djaby) this st"