"#2258 +(953)- [X]<davidks> there's this girl in my evolution inf. diseases class.. she has enormous tits.. they are monster tits.. seriously.. well she wore this shirt that said, across her chest: "Hey! I'm up here! (Arrow pointing up)"

<davidks> I thought that was pretty funny.

<davidks> i told her i had the same problem and she laughed .. but that's all i could say to her because her boobs intimidated me
#2575 +(373)- [X]<Jv8> programming has destroyed my ability to speak English
#3619 +(451)- [X]<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN

<kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.
#3720 +(199)- [X]<Scofco> old men are hard to seduce
#3770 +(546)- [X]<kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend

<kolby> I don't care how tired my hand gets.
#5530 +(128)- [X]<Spooky> HOLY ♥♥♥♥

<Spooky> Send her my way when your done

<Anton> will do

<Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that

<Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed
#5995 +(191)- [X]<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?

<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape

<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation
#7395 +(81)- [X]<@BondAway> i better get to work

<@IceWizard> heh

<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine

<@BondAway> and then drive me home
#8250 +(650)- [X]<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
#11590 +(564)- [X]<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.
#11595 +(172)- [X]<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right?
#13618 +(103)- [X]<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'

<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental.
#16291 +(192)- [X]<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry

<Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time ;)
#17357 +(82)- [X]<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc

<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||

<||Rune||> dude they break
#17414 +(290)- [X]<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?

<r0mulus> what?!

<tytu> when you pull your...you know

<r0mulus> hmm

<r0mulus> no

<r0mulus> i don't

<r0mulus> know what you mean

<tytu> you wrap your hand around your ♥♥♥♥ and then start to pull up and down

<r0mulus> umm... i  think your in the wrong channel
#18303 +(2)- [X]<klogd> http://www.solaristhemovie.com/

<fragglet> is it a horror movie
#20352 +(-40)- [X]<CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold

<wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts of all the arabs in the east
#22338 +(195)- [X]<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather

<Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at close range ?
#27466 +(427)- [X](@Xolution): what is this "social" you speak of?

(moriarty): it's like IRC, but with touching
#29403 +(345)- [X]<Chaos[X]> Overclocking can screw everything up.

<Chaos[X]> I've seen it break up marriages.
#34056 +(301)- [X]<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...

<aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D"

<aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
#45145 +(176)- [X]::: Join: (unixuser00) ([email protected])
#47588 +(292)- [X]Ibekev: yeah that does, I guess you never really know until you meet someone and I'm not trying to put any assumptions into any of this other than I am willing to meet new people and learn more about myself and them at the same time, I don't think you can go out there looking for you soul mate or whatever, it just happens but it won't happen if you're just sitting on your couch

Keli_86: right..i completely agree with you

Ibekev: So I guess the rule of thumb is to see this as a way to meet new friends and just see

Keli_86: you couldnt have put it any better

Ibekev: cool, so you wanna get naked and put your webcam back on?
#49666 +(137)- [X]<Kevyn> Fappy Spanksgiving.
#49901 +(217)- [X]<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the ♥♥♥ on it

<Square    Monkey> LOL

<Harima Dugong> i meant gum
#64166 +(2)- [X]<imbezol> one thing about dvorak though... you never make typos because you're watching the screen all the time and never the keyboard
#68429 +(476)- [X]<lude> Are they streaming the superbowl anywhere?

<@WinX> yes.

<@WinX> http://your-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-tv/
#72095 +(206)- [X]<@nuclear_> anyone know about a/c systems in cars?

<@lucidguy> they blow.
#73182 +(625)- [X]<ziz> the internet is boring

<ziz> i want the expansion pack
#75254 +(915)- [X]* Rage slaps phucker with his glove

<@Rage> i challange you to a dule

<@Phucker> I challenge you to a spelling-contest.
#84890 +(835)- [X]<Urban> Pardon my french

<@RickBitch> don't you mean "pardon my freedom"?
#98037 +(136)- [X]*** sonic_1 ([email protected]) has joined channel #perl

<sonic_1> can someone tell me whats wrong with this script?

<sonic_1> #!/usr/bin/perl

<sonic_1> for $x in 'ls --width=1';

<sonic_1> do 'mv $x ~$x/Mailbox;chown $x.mail ~$x/Mailbox';

<sonic_1> fi
#99880 +(150)- [X]<usunoro>  so how's the webcam working?

<NeWaVe>  it worked good

<NeWaVe>  i only turn it on everyso often

<NeWaVe>  like when im talking to alice

<fuchikoma>  or soliciting men to buy you things on your amazon.com wishlist
#106901 +(27)- [X]<void> I have cyberspew on my keyboard  <lewsha> it's cause you didn't use your WWW condom :(
#109501 +(294)- [X]<drag-n> system uptime: 16h43m40s

<drag-n> the sad thing is

<drag-n> i've been at the pc the whole time.
#123859 +(823)- [X]Whiskey: u know that chick that u said was stalking u or somethign like a while ago?

XAsHeSX: hmm

XAsHeSX: no

XAsHeSX: i forget

Whiskey: u sent me a naked picture of her

Whiskey: cuz she was sending them to u

XAsHeSX: oh yea

Whiskeyinmy: i saw her today at walmart lol

XAsHeSX: i was in walmart today :-/
#217183 +(1411)- [X]zadijan:  CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001, Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name. So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you.

zadijan:  ... OH MY GOD

zadijan:  THAT WAS THE BEST EMAIL I EVER RECEIVED

zadijan:  EVER
#227780 +(333)- [X]<Saltank> I swear, John Kerry looks just like a 70 year old Max Payne.
#244275 +(1362)- [X]<+Velcant> My dad just wandered off to buy 50 meters of wireless LAN cable. Good luck to him.
#267287 +(923)- [X]Tester Bob> Maybe Scott will get fired if we send really bad things over his company's network

Tester Bob> Porn

Tester Bob> ♥♥♥♥

Tester Bob> Vagina

Abdullah> "Bush/Cheney in '04"
#279357 +(1544)- [X]<Klowner> I listen to rap now and then, just so I can communicate in case my car breaks down in a scary part of town
#343917 +(446)- [X]<RenegadeC> I have to talk to that girl who came over to my house friday night

<RenegadeC> because she left her bracelet here

<CardO> was she hot?

<RenegadeC> yes

<RPG> RenegadeC: sheep don't have bracelets; they have collars.
#520670 +(8732)- [X]random girl: hey!

me: ...hi?

me: who is this?

random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace

random girl: ur hot

me: thanks

random girl: np

me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her

me: what should I do?

random girl: make"