"#393 +(342)- [X]<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car
#5431 +(592)- [X]<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower

<Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool

<FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count
#6300 +(60)- [X]<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty

<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my coiffure
#7841 +(107)- [X]<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing.

<Lizrdling> bunch of me and others having a picnic.

<nebouxii> swinging? like having sex with each other?

<rob`> nebo; Stanford, not Berkeley.
#8721 +(349)- [X]<pritch> yeah well i do an english writing degree

<Linguica> do have
#10834 +(229)- [X]<Pikapi> but microsoft doesn't sell windows for macintosh?
#23234 +(235)- [X]<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.

<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff
#29353 +(131)- [X]<lasereyes> im looking at that dazzle mpeg2.. but its like 350 bucks

<finneas> can you put a price on quality piracy?
#29667 +(228)- [X]<mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END

<darkLem> and it's coming in all caps.

<mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
#32231 +(16)- [X]<Sk8rDiE>  So I was trying to get up the bleachers,

<Sk8rDiE>  And this real ugly filipino girl wouldn't move

<Icarus>  heh

<Sk8rDiE>  So I'm like "'scuse me"

<Sk8rDiE>  and she just sits there, staring.

<Sk8rDiE>  So i was like "♥♥♥♥♥, Don't make me bust out the ethnic slurs!"

<Icarus>  ahahahahahaha

<Sk8rDiE>  I don't think she understood the dialect.
#33848 +(173)- [X]edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall

edRigo: I assume that means they ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you never know with him

BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details"
#34289 +(182)- [X]<E-vangelist> I just realized I've been running my laptop all day with drugs all in the pcmcia and memory slots
#34393 +(374)- [X]<oyvind> what's a vegan?

<junk> something you should stab in the face
#37045 +(23)- [X]<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case

<PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint

<PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing

<PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan

<PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode

<PuffinFreshWog> and a penis

<PuffinFreshWog> oops

<PuffinFreshWog> ummm

<PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!!

<PuffinFreshWog> type /clear
#37322 +(38)- [X]Sup ([email protected]) is now known as Sup-out

<Judau> good riddance

<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes

<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has feelings too
#38465 +(187)- [X]<mikz> @find quark express

* mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the magic word!)

* Joins: mikz ([email protected])

<mikz> hi :)

<^|^> mikz !

<+WhtCastle> mikz: We use !list, not @find here.

<mikz> ok cool

<mikz> thanks

<^|^> !list sorenson squeez

* ^|^ was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the magic word!)

<+WhtCastle> no damn him mikz was supposed to do it

<+WhtCastle> Its funny when they do it

<+WhtCastle> '!list'

<+WhtCastle> (kick)

<mikz> !list quark express

* mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the magic word!)
#38926 +(113)- [X]<Mike|sleep> Redwolf probibly has a record for # of people that setinfo him

<RedWolf> :/

<RedWolf> im soo popular

<Mike|sleep> nah. you just say stupid ♥♥♥♥ all the time.
#39750 +(181)- [X]<picklehammer> im nude right now

<xooz98> are you hammering your pickle?

<picklehammer> I was a while ago

<picklehammer> oh shir I got blood on my keyboard
#40233 +(147)- [X]<Pigs> so our network guy is a ♥♥♥♥ smoker

<Joes_meat> I so wanna be one of those.
#45447 +(315)- [X]<[29th]ZueX> im gonna play ww2ol....lata

[29th]ZueX [[email protected]] has quit IRC (Quit: Eeets got cheekan legs)

<Buchwald> i'm gonna go play

<Buchwald> "i hate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job and it doesn't pay enough"

<Buchwald> it's a new game where i want to kill myself from 9-5

<Buchwald> and then when i get home and look at the bills, i want to kill myself

<Buchwald> it's a pretty realistic game

<Buchwald> characters are kinda boring though

<Buchwald> hm... i'm talking to myself again huh
#46664 +(111)- [X]<sh-> i can get myself banned, thank you very much

<ohdiesel> sh-: just stick your hands in the olive tray

<sh-> my idea involves indecent exposure and deli meat
#50767 +(907)- [X]<hazza-> there was a young vampire named mable 

<hazza-> who's periods where really quite stable 

<hazza-> and every full moon

<hazza-> she'd get out a spoon

<hazza-> and drink herself under the table

<|iCARUS> sick bastard

<|iCARUS> i like it tho :0
#53621 +(340)- [X]<@Ocean-Saurian> But you know... I realized somthing last night

<@Ocean-Saurian> I realized you could buy trophies, and all these years I have been trying to do sports
#55337 +(123)- [X]<hajjs> a floppy just got stuck in the computer

<hajjs> htf do i get it out?

<Puppet-Master> force?

<hajjs> i sprayed hand lotion onto it

<hajjs> it got out.... but didn't look pretty
#56293 +(314)- [X]<@FrozenShade> Customer: "What kind of ink cartidges do I need for this scanner?"
#57644 +(239)- [X]<iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable

<seniaguol> is his name...

<seniagoul> whatever your name is?
#60290 +(1351)- [X]<Imaginos> damn

<Imaginos> my neices cat ran away

<Imaginos> i said it went to kitty land, so she wants to know where kitty land is

<Imaginos> i bring up my browser

<Imaginos> type in www.kittyland.com

<Imaginos> and then closed it as fast as humanly possible
#61444 +(623)- [X]<Cloudy_Bear> hey you know how on the simpsons when they scream, their tongues kinda vibrate?

<Cloudy_Bear> well anyway, I was practicing doing that in the bathroom

<Cloudy_Bear> and this girl like walks in and is like "uhmm.... hi..?"
#63054 +(203)- [X]* kurt[A] is now known as kurt

* kurt was away, and is back from: life

<Vex> Who are you kidding kurt?
#68581 +(788)- [X]*** Rossy is now known as Rossy|Married

<Rossy|Married> ullo

<StoneColdSpider> u poor bastard Rossy

<Rossy|Married> thanx StoneColdSpider I still see you must be having a successful relationship with you PC

<StoneColdSpider> oh i am indeed we are expecing a palm pilot anyday now
#70559 +(147)- [X]<Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a beer and a bong hit today.

<Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
#79712 +(-58)- [X]<warpedminds> what do you call a barn full of black men

<warpedminds> -- antique farm equipment
#100452 +(383)- [X]<Monarx> If it's 2003, where's my flying cars?

<Monarx> And jetpacks?

<Proto_K> hehe

<Proto_K> all those old cartoons

<Monarx> And other hoohah?

<Proto_K> that depict the "future" in 1991 AD

<||bass> yea

<||bass> 1991

<||bass> Mc Hammer

<||bass> talk about a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ disappointment, huh
#101150 +(238)- [X]<superghos> sometimes my ♥♥♥♥ gets so hot it feels like it's going to burn a hole through my mouth
#101825 +(192)- [X]<LeXX-> so like one time on 2600 irc, liquidpc shoved a usb cable up his mothers ass.

<Klassh> man, usb really IS universal
#124241 +(713)- [X]<never> hey... question......

<never> i'm new to irc stuff and i'm trying to download mp3's through it

<never> know of any good servers? i've come up with irc.dal.net but that's it

<kirun> irc.riaa.org

<never> k thanks
#144140 +(433)- [X]<Killrbyte"