"#911 +(447)- [X]<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX
#1345 +(1543)- [X]<Orm-Riva> I knew a man who had sex with a helicopter once.

<Illandir> ...

<Orm-Riva> Alright, I didn't, I lied to try to impress you.
#1355 +(1129)- [X]<McGrue> The truth, like a penis, sometimes slips out at inopportune times.
#3233 +(111)- [X]<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !
#3878 +(364)- [X]<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection?

<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up

<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?

<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it

<nARcOtIC]> right

<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier

<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..
#4734 +(26)- [X]<BurntAsh> you know what was funny

<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died

<BurntAsh> man i hated that ♥♥♥♥♥

<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon
#5359 +(364)- [X]<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos?
#6070 +(939)- [X]<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vid
#6697 +(399)- [X]<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough

<bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it?

<bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$

<SHD> he's too young for selling sperm

<Tre`> I need *a bunch*

<bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm

<Tre`> that's just disgusting

<bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN

<bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself

<bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container
#10456 +(375)- [X]<Starscream> okay, you guys suck and blow simultaneously, making you all

excellent trumpet players.
#10984 +(613)- [X]<Seros> Did you get my hat back?

<Spleen> what kinda question is that?

<Seros> An easy one?
#11204 +(127)- [X]electo435: what time do you think this will all go down?

boozehound420: after sex

electro435: so like next week sometime
#11261 +(885)- [X]* Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato

<ducks> WTF
#11616 +(189)- [X]<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers
#12066 +(255)- [X]<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.

<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor.

* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68

* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard)
#15776 +(88)- [X]<neo-fs> does anyone have aim

<neo-fs> for the life of me i cant change my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ password

<neo-fs> and its about to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss me the ♥♥♥♥ off

<gilma> my aim is good

<kryonik> my aim is good

<kryonik> when im whackin it

<kryonik> into some chicks mouth

<neo-fs> @_@

<neo-fs> your aim is weird
#23175 +(720)- [X]<Ryutaro> I liked it when things were simple

<Ryutaro> gravity wasnt known

<Ryutaro> things stuck to the earth because they loved it
#35948 +(174)- [X]<CUI> On other hand, I figure that this will be a night to remember

<Psy_Duck> Hand is all you need

<Psy_Duck> :)))

<CUI> Hand is all I got =/
#36543 +(348)- [X]<Thermo-nC-> Why do newbies use X in thier names ?

<-=X=-> I'm nota n00b you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mofo ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

<Thermo-nC-> I rest my case ;E
#37959 +(-35)- [X]* Wiggle sighs

* boardwild wiggles

<Wiggle> :(

<boardwild> crybaby

<Wiggle> thanks

<boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby?

<boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY!

* Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)
#38858 +(1925)- [X]<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap him inside
#39781 +(168)- [X]<@BillyTallent> Gosh. bash.org is awesome.

<Vicki_> is that a porn site?
#40456 +(346)- [X]<PuffinFreshWog> Lord_Lamb: a cop came to our school and said that if two underage ppls ♥♥♥♥, they are, strictly by law, raping eachother
#61490 +(211)- [X]<Tenchimaru_Draconis> Put one of those small headphone covers on your N64 Joystick. It doesn't hurt as much, is nice and soft, protects the joystick a bit, and your joystick doesn't get all sweaty after several hours of yanking it around.
#62145 +(265)- [X][ @Treach ] can you hump in the sims online

[ @qoncept ] Treach, i think so but i dont know how. figures.

[ @TribalJedi ] you need the love bed i think

[ @qoncept ] thats stupid why cant you just do it out by the dumpster like in real life
#62695 +(248)- [X]<HuKKi> and what do chicks and KFC have in common?

<HuKKi> You start with the breast - then go to the thigh then you're left with a greasy box to stick your bone in
#65112 +(225)- [X]<Turd_Ferguson> static he is also a digital gangster

<static> digital gangster?

<static> wtf does that mean?

<static> he haf a digital crew of thugs?

<static> a ♥♥♥♥ load of 1's and 0's?
#75636 +(-158)- [X]<jjwalker> hhmmm, not breathing isnt good

<Mulvane> jjwalker:  it is for you

<Mulvane> Or least for us if you dont

<+seraph> jjwalker: that just earned you a spot on bash.org

<jjwalker> huh?

<jjwalker> I didn't say anyhting funny

<Mulvane> the ever faithful reply one can expect from jjwalker ..

<Mulvane> "huh?"
#82149 +(125)- [X]@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no

<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul

<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me

<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot
#96442 +(203)- [X]<Lemming> one thing i dislike about broad band

<Lemming> porn popups load before you can close them, lol
#99863 +(155)- [X]<Hard[D]isk> you know what the first sign of AIDs is, dont you?

<KillZaw> no what

<Hard[D]isk> a pounding sensation in your ass..
#105358 +(246)- [X]belgarion|ESC: what u mean what am i on

belgarion|ESC: im on poverty, its like life but with less money
#106864 +(201)- [X]<Alice> damn the man, save the empire!

<Misseh> damn the empire , SAVE THE MAN !! ;-)

<Eriond^AFK> damn the empire, sod the man, screw the woman
#113418 +(268)- [X]<memo> I AM NOW TAKING REQUESTS REGARDING PRESSING SPECIFIC LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET AND THEN HITTING ENTER   <memo> IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A LETTER PLEASE DO SO NOW AND I WILL TYPE IT
#138583 +(206)- [X]<@phessler> expecting people to be competent went out of style when the dot-com boom hit
#154038 +(231)- [X]!¡ Join: (Kiwi) ([email protected])

(Kiwi): so wet...

(Kiwi): so juicy....

(Kiwi): so moist...

(Kiwi): mmm...Kiwi

! @S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior poops on kiwi

(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): oh pardon me

(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): was that an aol user?

(Kiwi): yes, yes it was

(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): oopsie

(Kiwi): AOL is the #1 ISP provider

(Kiwi): respect

(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): you should be very proud of yourself

(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): "so easy, no wonder it's #1 among the people who can't tie their own shoe laces"
#182893 +(1236)- [X]<Potato> A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time

<Potato> We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint

<Potato> One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine

<Potato> The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time

<Potato> When the"