"#73 +(2682)- [X]<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.

<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
#857 +(159)- [X]<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r

<c0njurer> kthx
#956 +(484)- [X](jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries.
#3757 +(521)- [X]<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?

<Lord-Data> an oxymoron?
#7152 +(297)- [X]<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad

<stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that

<ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground

<stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC

<Fryboy> ahahahah

-ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him
#7996 +(384)- [X]<@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking

<@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"
#8093 +(424)- [X]<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD

<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?

<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?
#10889 +(120)- [X]<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric.

<nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it.
#10984 +(613)- [X]<Seros> Did you get my hat back?

<Spleen> what kinda question is that?

<Seros> An easy one?
#13731 +(266)- [X]<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events
#17323 +(159)- [X]<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting him and blocking him in.  finally he gets by but not before he catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor, that's when i leave.  i hear a keyboard getting slapped something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all to the words of "♥♥♥♥ YOU, ♥♥♥♥ THIS, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!!!"  oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well
#18492 +(230)- [X]<Sasquatch> in 20 years schindler's list will be the subject of MST3K

<Sasquatch> <Crow> He's Makin a list, and checkin' it twice. <TomServo> I don't get it, is he naughty? or nice?
#22663 +(301)- [X]<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth

<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all

<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me

<Delidgamond> ♥♥♥♥

<Delidgamond> said that wrong

<Malbi> no you said it correct
#35567 +(475)- [X]<kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!!

<Stalker> WHERE are you going?

<kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!
#36658 +(743)- [X]<ParadoX> lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but from how he described it, it's a penis pump

<ParadoX> he said he put his mouth to it, and it smelled funny

<ParadoX> HAHAHA

<Phucker> Owned.
#37052 +(3)- [X]<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either

<class> its exhausting
#38352 +(188)- [X]<TenBaseT> I'm having a nice voddy tonic

<Scribble> Mmmmmmmmm

<Scribble> VT!

<TenBaseT> when you use that absolut citron, you dont need a lime.

<Scribble> My favorite.

<TenBaseT> yeah. it's sublime.

<TenBaseT> badum dum CHING
#39722 +(-55)- [X](This was said after I quoted bash.org)

<Abyss> I hope these people stay on irc and never venture into the real world

<Abyss> or we will all be in big trouble
#39990 +(765)- [X][Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience

[Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves

[Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?

[Video`] I'm level 75 in life.

[Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level!  BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!"

* Rjx is level 34

* Rjx has learned "walk"

[Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk?

[Video`] n00b.
#43163 +(369)- [X]<zuKi> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CREEPY

<zuKi> AT THE BLOOD DRIVE AT SCHOOL THE BASEBALL COACH WAS RACING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO SEE WHO COULD GIVE THE MOST BLOOD IN A GIVEN AMOUNT OF TIME

<zamros> HAHAHA

<_ry0suke_> :DDDDDDDDD

<zamros> WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<zuKi> AND HE'S ALL "IF YOU PUMP YOUR HAND YOU'LL GET MORE BLOOD OUT OF IT

<_ry0suke_> DDDDDDDDDD:

<zuKi> IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER

<zuKi> MAYBE X GAMES WILL HAVE A NEW SPORT

<zuKi> "TONY HAWK PRO BLOOD DONOR"
#47889 +(835)- [X]<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd
#50094 +(20)- [X]<datacide> there's no to old, just too dry, and no too young, just too tight
#50266 +(267)- [X](after a netsplit which booted most of the channel)

<JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room!

* JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear.

* Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout)

* Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout)

<JeremiahSmith> o_O

<JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad.

* Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout)

<JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh!

<JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint.

* JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear.
#56229 +(507)- [X]<Supachikn> redhat is the ms of linux distros

<Supachikn> make everything pretty, dont worry about functionality

<pont> my penis is the slackware of penis

<pont> :D

<pont> Hard and stable

<Supachikn> and fits inside one cd?
#58222 +(455)- [X]<brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck keys

<brainbox> you've clipped ♥♥♥♥♥♥-Lock or something
#60158 +(17)- [X]<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> <Harm> anyone have an example ipfilter config they're willing to share?

<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> #linux

<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lo

<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> l

<Hat> <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> how do I save a linux file again

<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lol ♥♥♥♥ you
#72879 +(123)- [X]<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore

<ogw-iii> google for it
#76905 +(160)- [X]<jjwalker> he was right, our mom is a weirdo...I went to go play laser tag, and I didn't tell her where I was going...and when I walked in just now she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ assaulted my ass...with fists

<jjwalker> then she threw a book at me 0_o

<_seb_> damn man she anally fisted you?

<_seb_> that sucks

<_seb_> must have hurt
#77347 +(434)- [X]<enigma> was talking to this guy at uni yesterday.  he said the thing he missed most about uni was the pointless conversations we had.  i asked him if he's heard of irc.
#81152 +(338)- [X]<mconp> ?

<mconp> yes?

<copeaway> its jewellery.....

<copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983.....

<copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm word........

<copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i repeated.......

<copeaway> and went into drugs and ♥♥♥♥.........

<mconp> because

<copeaway> stuffed up my damm life

<copeaway> i hate jewellery
#92501 +(814)- [X]<POon> i just executed an underage camel

<POon> and looted his hump

<uli> wtf? what game is that?

<POon> game?
#102467 +(228)- [X]<foo-busy> besides, saying you're a vb programmer around true geeks is like saying you're gay at the mormon's men convention. seeya later
#242829 +(816)- [X]<isurx> vinyl as in a record right?

<babo> Yes.

<ami_> as in 12 inches of black joy

<N8> like... never mind
#244275 +(1362)- [X]<+Velcant> My dad just wandered off to buy 50 meters of wireless LAN cable. Good luck to him.
#319249 +(1597)- [X]<Zeta7> I'll just avoid downloa"