"#936 +(194)- [X](Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round buldging and red
#2046 +(102)- [X]<train> i'm on prison net

<train> that still works

<Hooblah> wtf

<Hooblah> prison?

<Hooblah> as in locked up n ♥♥♥♥?

<Zebracake> heh!

<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net
#2128 +(534)- [X]<stretch> !seen tits

* Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!
#2991 +(259)- [X]<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be

<Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time
#3011 +(228)- [X]<Viscant> cockblock (♥♥♥'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the ♥♥♥♥ "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him"
#6687 +(28)- [X]<alex> I'll beat you 'til you have your Native American vision
#7395 +(81)- [X]<@BondAway> i better get to work

<@IceWizard> heh

<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine

<@BondAway> and then drive me home
#7969 +(296)- [X]<Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years

<HeroShot> What is she, a ♥♥♥♥♥?

<Ron`> Actually, one night I came home and I found 200 dollars on my dresser...

<Phrak|t> Damn... she left $400 on mine
#8017 +(224)- [X]<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink?

<kruqnut> milk?
#8032 +(36)- [X]<Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping logs'd wake her up
#12941 +(200)- [X]<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night

<@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair'

<@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach

<@Twitch`> they said '♥♥♥♥ you'

<@Twitch`> then i said '♥♥♥♥ you'

<@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else

<@Path`> haha
#12944 +(238)- [X]<assmongrel> my ♥♥♥♥ is covered in zits

<xar0> ew...

<assmongrel> no it's a good thing

<assmongrel> i'm ribbed for her pleasure
#16527 +(1048)- [X]<CraNKGod> YOU KNOW WHAT'LL BE NEAT ABOUT LIVING ON MY OWN

<Funk> Being able to run up and down the hallway naked but for a sock on your erect penis?

<CraNKGod> BEING ABLE TO DRINK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MILK JUG

<Funk> Oh.

<Funk> Man, you need a better imagination.
#16713 +(22)- [X]<Valenthios> When we RPed that little convo with her and Gygus, I said "She seems to be quite beautiful, even though she's human."  He says "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

<Gygus> Heeheeheeheee.....
#16789 +(567)- [X]<Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead
#17273 +(373)- [X]<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes
#18126 +(264)- [X]<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."
#24962 +(332)- [X]<Cyrix> you can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long
#30514 +(320)- [X]<Phyresis> I keep getting linked to websites I've seen months ago, for something completely differnet

<Phyresis> it's like it's some sort of web, or a network

<ZS> is it called "the internet"?
#33947 +(145)- [X]<WakkyMouse> Why the hell is TBS in black and white here?

<Taperlass> Karmic retribution for Ted Turner colorizing "It's a Wonderful Life."
#34244 +(434)- [X]<Shiningun> the day peoples faces start looking like ^_^ in real life is tha day i buy a flamethrower
#37415 +(83)- [X]<melvin> figures

<melvin> I joined #geekissues on efnet (bash.org)

<melvin> it's just

<melvin> people trying to be witty
#38230 +(1026)- [X]«TiGryphon» ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese, bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet...
#45837 +(578)- [X]<ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!"...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"
#48752 +(101)- [X][+ForKsTar] I hate doctors

[+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass

[+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :<
#48975 +(260)- [X]*** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey for me)

<Mardom> whoa ♥♥♥♥

<Mardom> you can kick yourself?

<Mardom> thats deep
#53594 +(256)- [X]<Lenore> this computer is set up all wrong... I can't believe James broke my computer

<flawed> first your hymen now your computer

<flawed> what was he thinking?

<Lenore> he wasn't
#56730 +(91)- [X]<VonFluf08> crb - cheap digicam $500

<crb> Yeah, but id' want better

<VonFluf08> average digicam $800

<VonFluf08> good digi cam $2000

<VonFluf08> holiday porn - priceless
#57314 +(35)- [X]* billh doing a survey of points in the Linux kernel where mutex replacement would increase preemption and therefore reduce latency for hard RT useage.


<sateh> bill

<sateh> there are too many words in that sentence

<sateh> zzzzzzzzzzz

<sateh>  http://www.wegenermedia.com/

<sateh> ibok spare parts!

<sateh> wheee!

<Feanor> hmm

<Feanor> sateh's drunk :)
#64138 +(18)- [X]<Espresso> you should wipe it down with some alcohol and ♥♥♥♥ just to be safe

<nas> you should give the same advice to your roommate when he gets back

<Espresso> naw, i was careful to stay on my side

<nas> of the bed?
#70290 +(142)- [X]<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either.

<nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a constructive manner

<nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :)
#78918 +(308)- [X]Gig103: on the BMW 745i, you can get "Active front seats with gentle massage action"

Gig103: for $74000 i should get a blowjob every time i get in the car

moe99j5: yeah but you'd ruin the leather upholstery

Gig103: no for $74000 she would swallow it all
#82642 +(-2)- [X]<Ekstelis> How long did the installation take?  1300+ Hours of labor involved in restoration and install

<Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons of fiberglass and resin.

<TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to put my bong back together after i use it too much
#94125 +(487)- [X]<Manda> i want a bf

<Manda> i am lame and desperit

<Jamie> desperate

<Redalien> no

<Redalien> desperit

<Redalien> from the latin

<Jamie> wtf

<Redalien> deperitus

<Redalien> meaning easy
#107185 +(136)- [X]<Jaz> every playboy playmate 1955-2002

<chrissy> in your house? ♥♥♥♥! that's a lot of boobies!

<Jaz> hehe

<Asmodeus> yeah, but they're models, 5 ice cubes and a roll of toilet paper and you can feed the lot of them for a day
#107421 +(243)- [X]<melx0rz> we just polled some guy .. out of the following he is a) child molester b) FILTHY LIAR

<melx0rz> i didn't answer

<melx0rz> er.. HE

<melx0rz> He didn't answer
#109624 +(690)- [X]<uTi|Veridian> my HLTV tops out at about 30 people - then lags like your mom

<cyde> so tell me... if i used my mom in conjunction with your server... could we top 60?

<uTi|Veridian> can your mom handle 30 teenage boys?

<cyde> the question is....can 30 teenage boys....handle my mom?
#124211 +(961)- [X]Cosmixmaster : hi there

Cosmixmaster : did you hit it yet?

Holom  : no

Cosmixmaster : why not

Holom  : 1. she sorta wants to wait and 2. no place to do it

Cosmixmaster : wait until marriage?

Cosmixmaster : your room?

Cosmixmaster : her room?

Cosmixmaster : her vagina?

Cosmixmaster"