"#2390 +(623)- [X]<TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted himself at the age of 8 now he's dumb as ♥♥♥♥

<DAL9000> TasmBoy: what did you do to become dumb as ♥♥♥♥?

<TasmBoy> I can't remember

<DAL9000> At least he remembers.

<TasmBoy> you got a point there
#2888 +(420)- [X]<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog

<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe
#3053 +(377)- [X]<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.

<collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?

<Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?
#3498 +(239)- [X]<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet);
#4235 +(37)- [X]<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday

<prence> i didnt know i had used it before

<prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up ♥♥♥
#4460 +(1449)- [X]<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee.  They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING.  Flush toilet was in parentheses.  So I assumed it was code for something

<jre> So I "pissed in the sink"
#5406 +(1165)- [X]*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated.  by the file fairy.  I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
#5409 +(222)- [X]<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de

<AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth.

<AK[coding]> But in a few months...

<AK[coding]> You'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal.
#9326 +(738)- [X]<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend.

<Scythe> In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother.
#11397 +(350)- [X]<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
#11960 +(314)- [X]<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek

<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone #

<Steve> You're a geek
#12897 +(330)- [X]<Carter> How did you guys used to think babies were made?

<Carter> I thought it was about urine!

<Carter> I thought you had to mix urine, so I peed in this bucket and I tried to get my brother to do the same so that I could have a baby in the bucket
#13362 +(310)- [X]<Kitster17m> i don't quote meaningless blabs

<RainDown> <Kitster17m> " You are a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ,

<RainDown> <Kitster17m> and i hate you "

<RainDown> thanks for being oh-so-meaningful

<Kitster17m> that's not meaningless, that's very deep

<Kitster17m> it's an introspective criticism concerning one's relations with another, and the social awareness of the prostitution institute

<RainDown> Screw you
#14059 +(167)- [X]|foomanchoo| i have a crush on this lady with a mullet at school, i think she has a 4 year old kid too

|Teargarden| a mullet?

|foomanchoo| yeah she looks terrible

|foomanchoo| maybe i feel sorry for her
#16833 +(641)- [X]<grier> you think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ floorless

<grier> so superior

<XfitzyX> do you mean flawless?

<girer> oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥ leave me alone

* grier has quit IRC (Exit: i am so alone in this empty world)
#20092 +(31)- [X](¨) join/#away ([email protected])..

(Cyril) hello???

(Cyril) anyone here?

(karabasik) dont try

(karabasik) evrybodys away ;)

(Cyril) how do you know?

(Cyril) i am kinda new to MiRC

(Cyril) mIRC

(¨) leave/#away ([email protected])..
#33647 +(38)- [X]<EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!
#36435 +(259)- [X]<Volt9000> .. WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK

<Volt9000> oh wait nm

<Volt9000> there's no disk in it
#37622 +(338)- [X]<Emerald> <green>Is IRC html?</green>
#39442 +(300)- [X]<@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment

<kiwiman> ..

<kiwiman> Jesus

<kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you

<@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

<kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us how enlightened he is

<@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it

<kiwiman> No

<kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"
#39510 +(307)- [X]<Geno> What Brandon needs, is BATTLEFIELD 1942.

<Brandon64> Geno, I GOT IT!

<Geno> hooray!

<Brandon64> I bought it Thursday!  You wanna play?  Give me a server

<Geno> 159.234.141.275 14567

<Brandon64> I'm just kidding, I didn't buy it.  And I probably never will.  Hahahaha

<Geno> Once again you tear my heart in two.

<Brandon64> It's fun
#41448 +(1321)- [X]<@Goshin> thereslike

<@Goshin> halfacookieunderneathmyspacebar
#44686 +(167)- [X]<Abbazab> okay, next time ur with a chick and ur bumpin and grindin, give a nice rub right where the leg meets the croch and tell me that sweat doesnt smell like the back of ur nuts

<datagram`> why the ♥♥♥♥ would you want to smell the back of your nuts while you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#48202 +(318)- [X]<Scire> if Milla Jovavich was sucking me off, when I came in her mouth I'd scream, "BIG BA-DA-BOOM!"
#54791 +(192)- [X]<GregMoore> -v raxor

<GregMoore> ♥♥♥♥

<GregMoore> lol

<GregMoore> -ox raxor

<GregMoore> -o raxor

<GregMoore> HOW DO I ♥♥♥♥ YOU OVER!
#71434 +(582)- [X]*** anonimis has joined #kdl

<anonimis> join #5fm

<orbit> erm...

<orbit> what?

*** anonimis was kicked by orbit (dont advertise in here)

<Quench> lol

<Quench> he missed the /

<Quench> you moron
#76866 +(349)- [X]<therion23> there was this documentary on sadomasochism on TV here once

<|H20|> whats that?

<therion23> this girl took the cardboard from a toilet roll and put sandpaper on the inside and tied up a guy and jacked him off with it.

<faust_> Denmark has all the cool tv shows.
#77029 +(842)- [X]<Dj|Gallow> TUNE IN

<Dj|Gallow> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<IntrepiD`GNR> Dj|Gallow: we have children present

<Dj|Gallow> sorry

<Dj|Gallow> TUNE THE ♥♥♥♥ IN KIDS
#82137 +(64)- [X]*** Quits: Kevin ([email protected]) (Quit: « Ë×Çü®§îöñ » Info-[v9.4.22]- Released-[August 19, 2002]- Channel-[#Excursion on Dal.Net]-)

<Hemingray> ..

<Hemingray> jerking off again?

*** Joins: Kevin ([email protected])

*** Qwerty sets mode: +o Kevin

<Qwerty> (Kevin) has been auto-opped. -Prømethèus-

<SuperH> (WB) Kevin - <@Kevin> GOD MY PENIS IS SMALL (IRC²)

<Kevin> power button to penis thing happened again
#88560 +(19)- [X]<grendal> what is it with Mexicans that they have to stand in the front yard?

<grendal> like ... frequently

<grendal> like... daily

<aNuBiS-> its cleaner than inside their house
#105894 +(161)- [X]<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion
#158059 +(1765)- [X]<Ben> good weather for mowing my ass...

<Ben> er...

<Ben> "good weather for mowing" my ass
#162004 +(397)- [X]customer24601: what's that sound?

macholyoke: me banging my head against my desk.

customer24601: why are you banging your head against the desk.

macholyoke: so I can speak to you in terms you'll understand, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
#167574 +(391)- [X]<kinkos> can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy?

<Aegis`> yah, but only once.

<kinkos> once is all i need!
#176622 +(402)- [X]<n00dle> What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?

<n00dle> Both involve 30-year-old meat in between two nine-year-old buns.
#202523 +(36)- [X]<kim> heh... i just got on my gma's aol account... she has an email from her friend w/ the subject of: 7 great positions in bed

<Kirill> omg

<Kirill> are you serious kim?

<Kirill> hahahahha wtf
#294744 +(725)- [X]<@Aeriana> University union elections next week, there's this candidate

<@Aeriana> Her poster is like...

<@Aeriana> It says "people + vision = change"

<@Aeriana> I'm thinking.....

<@Aeri"