"#117 +(1257)- [X]<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement

<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
#648 +(1238)- [X]<snerfu> I would say the worst feeling is waking up after a night of drunken stupor and in the process of walking to your computer all you see is a pine session that says: your email "im drunk" has been sent.
#1625 +(303)- [X]<TasmBoy> does anyone have the source code to windows?
#2183 +(413)- [X]<kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers

<kisama> i get bloody mucus sometimes

<kisama> have to break out the guaifenesin

<kisama> or insufflate salt water

<McMoo> man

<McMoo> don't even talk ♥♥♥♥ about my nose

<McMoo> i can get quarters up it horizontally

<McMoo> my record is 8 pennies in one nostril

<kisama> circus freak
#3663 +(76)- [X]<TURBOMEAT> gross

<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese

<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD

<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals

<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o;
#3887 +(222)- [X]<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today

<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...

<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked

<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too

<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building

<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in

<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it

<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action
#5533 +(336)- [X]<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else

<djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho

<gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom

<djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
#7094 +(244)- [X]<Kyle|> I AM THE MOST STRONGER PROGRAMMING MEN IN THE WORLD!!!!!
#7160 +(364)- [X]<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on

<Mousey> does he have to look desperate
#7609 +(166)- [X]<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself.
#7966 +(254)- [X](CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today.

(CitizenC): ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

(CitizenC): Took forever to clean up.

(CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now.
#8249 +(399)- [X]* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide

<IllIIIllI> any slut attention ♥♥♥♥♥♥ here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat

* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide
#8708 +(362)- [X]<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker

<mystican> no you're not

<mystican> you're a farmer

<mystican> theres a difference
#11981 +(426)- [X]<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times

<huzyrdadi> in all five films?

<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
#16230 +(280)- [X]([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the playground mentality of guys?

(resa) playground?

(resa) they only think about sex?

([m1]) no teresa

([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they like

(Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to thinking about sex
#16293 +(701)- [X]<Calrathan> omg, the despair is making me use gotos!

<Calrathan> goto cliff

<Calrathan> :cliff

<Calrathan> jmp 0xFFFFFFFF
#20024 +(256)- [X][20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops

[20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel?

[20:48] <Cougar> there are

[20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking)
#23254 +(245)- [X]<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops?

<Ryutaro> WTFD

<miharu> oO

<miharu> WTF... D?

<miharu> What The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Do?
#29198 +(1168)- [X]<Coldfeet®> having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope
#29550 +(200)- [X]* Re-monkey (re-monkey@cdm-208-52-188-lkch.cox-internet.com) has joined #geekissues

<Re-monkey> Wow

<Re-monkey> It's all the people I've been laughing at.

<Re-monkey> I love reading QDB.

<Re-monkey> This is almost like seeing all the great celebs in one place.

<Re-monkey> But, not quite.
#34083 +(175)- [X]<t0ast> ♥♥♥♥ you

<Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;)

<t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F

<Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment Television" sheep? YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RASCIST.
#34771 +(147)- [X]<DakotaKid> MultiAGP: Bend over, I got all the ram you need.
#35423 +(508)- [X]<RoboHak> I need a bigger lap, two laptops don't fit very well

<mynuts> "... and thats where human evolution turned south"
#36175 +(134)- [X]<Joesomebo> but can I operate under a different IP address that's not being used for example? Or is that the type of thing they only do in movies
#37364 +(-39)- [X]<Trivzor-Bot>  oth.247. Category:If you live in the northern hemisphere, Polaris, the North Star, can be found be looking in which direction?

<Trivzor-Bot>  1st Hint: *****   Question Value : 18 Points

<PCG-Digipak> north

<Trivzor-Bot>  YES, PCG-Digipak!!!  got the answer ->  north <-  in  9.564  secs, and gets  18  Points
#39756 +(21)- [X]<Apoc-chan> What the hell. I bail from one split server only to get stuck on another.

<Apoc-chan> >.< Today is not my day

* Disconnected
#50564 +(203)- [X]duckstab: Oh and as if i'm the only guy that'd ask God for a handjob. He INVENTED the penis, guys.
#51107 +(490)- [X]<EvilJoven> JESUS`Son: like you have said before, you cannot prove it, its a matter of faith

<EvilJoven> nothing you do can prove to us that the words you speak are not lies passed down from your fathers

<EvilJoven> the only thing which identifies the words in that book of yours as truth is that book, by that logic anything written is truth

*** Quits: JESUS`Son (~LightHope@200.241.97.179) (Ping timeout)

<EvilJoven> ok, who packeted the lamer?

<EvilJoven> christ, I bet it was you Anjin

<EvilJoven> you people ALWAYS do that, I finish catching up on /. and decide to rip in to the lamer and one of you packets him or bans him, QUIT TAKING AWAY MY TOYS!
#53737 +(981)- [X]<Tristan> I have a very bad headache, I need about 20 or so asprin.

<Ari> awww....

* Ari huggles Tris

<Kryptonite> I LITERALLY BROKE MY ARM all i got was a HEH
#58450 +(270)- [X]<+ [Frost2] > ♥♥♥♥ theres something in my eye

<psychicbug> frost got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the eye

<psychicbug> ...again

<@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<psychicbug> hahaha

<+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx
#61680 +(427)- [X]<Charlemagne> monkey? what kind of racial slur is that?

<Mercenary9> A primitive one.
#75106 +(95)- [X]CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?

sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
#76720 +(407)- [X]<@tribljedi> can anyone recommend a registry cleaner?

<@Znarl> tribljedi : Linux

<@tribljedi> can someone who won't give me useless suggestions recommend a registry cleaner?
#96371 +(306)- [X]Keerax: i was talking in l33t to my old english teacher

Keerax: she said "i can't believe i passed you"
#98423 +(228)- [X]<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o

<EarthQuake> hehe

<@omega> omega came first

<@omega> then the chicken got pregnant
#106598 +(202)- [X]<Skippy> Why can't women come with a help menu?

<Pi> hah

<Pi> or a manpage

<Pi> or the source code
#113211 +(49)- [X]<FoxBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 is:

<FoxBot>            (Things) What is the fear of darkness known as

<Stonetree> africaphobia
#123731 +(303)- [X]<@n3u> anyone here who like to scan my ports?

<@n3u> :)

<+MrX> is that a sly way of asking for cyber sex?
#216142 +(1737)- [X]<Fabrice> GNAW ON NO WANG.

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