"#431 +(99)- [X]*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)
#845 +(133)- [X]<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench
#2346 +(473)- [X]<BlackDeth> I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE A 8=====D

<SYch0> yo roll me one too
#2844 +(225)- [X]*** Nilx ([email protected]) has joined channel #unixhelp

<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?

<Nilx> HELP
#3487 +(55)- [X]<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered

<]Di[ein> get some 5's

<]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels)

<Vandium> A FESTIVA

<Vandium> ROFL!

<]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get one free deal!
#3622 +(9)- [X]<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats ♥♥♥♥ recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually ♥♥♥♥♥ you up good....:P
#4235 +(37)- [X]<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday

<prence> i didnt know i had used it before

<prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up ♥♥♥
#7692 +(1241)- [X]<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic

<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?

<evilmarq> up my arse

<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?

<evilmarq> yes

<Rawr> Why?

<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass
#8169 +(200)- [X]* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls!  I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls!  I want a refund and balls~"

Simplicity> They're actually attachments...

Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know...

Natasha> What MIME type?
#14799 +(567)- [X]<TsN|EvilMonkey> hmm

<TsN|EvilMonkey> im having an orgasm

<TsN|EvilMonkey> wtf
#16438 +(257)- [X]<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore

<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition

<^bat-sai> when i was 13

<^bat-sai> i was mocked

<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes
#16694 +(465)- [X]«FivePee»: brb gotta piss and get a ♥♥♥♥

«FivePee»: omg

«FivePee»: get a coke

«Electronut»: rofl
#21018 +(194)- [X]<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September 3, jeans are fine for all non-customer situations, any day of the week.

<Loafman> Now, is that black jeans or all colors?

<Lum_> all colors

<Xeen> I say we push this as far as it will go.

<Lum_> I got some with no crotch

<Soulflame> ...

<Lum_> I'll wear those tomorrow

<Xeen> Ok, so not quite as far as it will go.
#25469 +(339)- [X]<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh

<DeskLazer> it's called AOL
#26638 +(821)- [X]<greenocide> Had to give report over censorship today.

<greenocide> So I put in a pr0n vid and they made me turn it off.

<OniSlave> Did u get an A?

<greenocide> I hope so, cause they kept the video.  ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teachers are probably wanking it right now.
#26665 +(195)- [X]<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a prostitute

<Kiger> lol

<Kiger> you did that aich?

<aichpvee> yeah, i ran the "Streakers' Guild of Britannia"

<aichpvee> ran around nekkid and used bow command to give head for money
#33341 +(23)- [X]sugarcookie: then make sure you masterbate so you dont kill me tomorrow
#36587 +(155)- [X][@agg]: fs

[@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo

[@agg]: for about 5 mins

[@agg]: with my tv remote
#37013 +(133)- [X]<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware"

<alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the

         year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7

<alseen> um, two different studies
#49827 +(39)- [X]<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...

<SephiLoTb> shoot boy

<MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i really need more space... so what should i do?

<SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))

<MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny
#52006 +(92)- [X]<Thep> I want to clean up bio-waste

<Sora> Um.

<Sora> Hint: That involves other people's ♥♥♥♥ and piss.

<Sora> And amputees wiggling their stumps at you and moaning. That always creeped me out.

<Thep> I'd like to retract my last statement during the minute of 5:30 EST

<Sora> Ah ha ha

<Sora> Yeah.
#53299 +(213)- [X]<hobbs> SetiAtHome -- turn your laptop into a space heater. :)
#53858 +(356)- [X]<MooFoo> Fuse, get yourself a shock rifle, that shoots instant blue ♥♥♥♥ and slow moving blue ♥♥♥♥

<MooFoo> Also, if you manage to hit the slow moving blue ♥♥♥♥ with the instant blue ♥♥♥♥, you will get an explosion of blue ♥♥♥♥, that will turn the enemies into red ♥♥♥♥

<Fuse> That's a lot fo ♥♥♥♥

<MooFoo> fo real
#56264 +(212)- [X]<kingBooze> is there a spanish -> english translator that sucks less ♥♥♥♥♥ than altavista.babelfish?

<LostXanadu> puerto ricans
#58449 +(88)- [X]* DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@*

<DrZaius> lmao

<sneve> haha

<Air|THPS2> doc

<Air|THPS2> why *.*!?

<DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately

<DrZaius> and wasn't thinking

* DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*
#76677 +(82)- [X]<Warskin> I like to paste her face on ben afflecks body,  and pretend I am marrying it
#81836 +(154)- [X]<Xan> I wish I had a time machine

<Xan> I would write in the bible "....and every sunday send $5 to <my address>"

<Xan> "If you don't you'll go to hell"
#86115 +(683)- [X]<LinkDJ> At prom, me and Julea were dancing, and a song came on that I recognised. We're dancing, and halfway through I get a big smile on my face.

<LinkDJ> It turns out it was a song from DDR.

<LinkDJ> I think i've told that much here before

<LinkDJ> What I didn't mention: I started doing finger combinations on her ass.
#103452 +(347)- [X]* ChanServ has quit IRC (*.net *.split)

* Cold_Lich sets mode: -ooo Deleter Elight|Xenosaga KamikazeChicken|Away

* Cold_Lich sets mode: -o Arieswind

* Cold_Lich whistles innocently
#107421 +(243)- [X]<melx0rz> we just polled some guy .. out of the following he is a) child molester b) FILTHY LIAR

<melx0rz> i didn't answer

<melx0rz> er.. HE

<melx0rz> He didn't answer
#137086 +(426)- [X]<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser
#137351 +(593)- [X]<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay

<jeebas> err bids
#149650 +(1692)- [X][ Skip ] my mum told me she deleted "that program that you have obscene conversations on"

[ Skip ] i came on and irc was still here

[ Skip ] yet my winamp is gone :S
#199421 +(488)- [X]<tinman> Do you put antlers on your ♥♥♥♥♥?

<tinman> er

<tinman> that wasn't for this channel
#214476 +(204)- [X]<@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable.
#217209 +(852)- [X]EiNHaNdeR MK II> you know that term "If you were my homework, i would be doing you on the desk right now"

EiNHaNdeR MK II> i changed it to "If you were my homework, my dog would be eating you right now"

EiNHaNdeR MK II> i was slapped by this fat chick in class when i said it
#268981 +(2339)- [X]<neo_alex> my maths teacher who looks like gandalf set us a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard half yearly exam

<neo_alex> i was just expecting him to go "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
#421793 +(-171)- [X]<Casualty-> i did weed once, ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥

<Casualty-> and pot once

<CAL-bf|Russ> Weed was amazing

<eI|Katie> casualty...

<eI|Katie> weed = pot

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<Casualty-> err

<Casualty-> not pot

<Casualty-> cocaine

<Meta474> hahaha

<Meta474> Nerd.
#436985 +(2183)- [X]<Chewbacca> Raarraraaraarrrraarargh.

<Jordanis_Jackal> What's that"