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How to get an INTERNET girlfriend! (CS:GO ONLY)
作者： Johan Freuchen
With this guide you can get the INTERNET girlfriend you've always dreamed of having!
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Johan Freuchen
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Languages: 英語
Category: Getting Started
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2017年10月9日 0時52分
2018年11月4日 1時19分
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Simply use some of these totally original CS:GO pickup lines in game! 
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Simply use some of these totally original CS:GO pickup lines in game!
  • Is that a zeus you got in your pocket? Cuz you're stunning.

  • Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse

  • Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.

  • I want to spray u like i spray my negev.

  • Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage.

  • Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?

  • Baby I'll stick it in your assimov.

  • Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?

  • Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.

  • Can I wallbang your double doors?

  • Girl are you a flashbang? Cuz you're stunning!

  • Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.

  • Is 7355608 your number 'cause you blow me

  • Want to rush my banana?

  • Can I rush your lower tunnel?

  • You look factory new, but after im done, you will be well-worn

  • When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3

  • Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.

  • My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well

  • You make my karambit go bayonet.

  • I like my guns how I like my girls, Factory New.

  • You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"

  • Are you a terrorist cuz you da bomb!

  • If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!

  • If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.

  • You're hotter than a $400 Molotov

  • I don't usually flash my team, but I'll do it for you.

  • Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.

  • If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime.

  • Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!

  • You're a Mac-10/10

  • You make my heart go 128 tick.

  • Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.

  • There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.

  • Girl, you are my rare special item.

  • I would love to SPAWN on your face!

  • Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed.

  • If you were B site, I’d rush you.

  • if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?

  • I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.

  • Can I save you from these terrorists?

  • Girl, you must have legged me, because you got me weak in the knees.



                                            ...With these you'll have an online gf in no time!
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Grim GHOUL 2024年4月3日 14時33分 
Brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Baboon13 2024年2月9日 9時25分 
Rizz Lord
nichinichisou0805 2024年2月8日 7時33分 
What the actual fuck
orange tesla 2023年11月1日 12時22分 
fking virgins you better go out
火PyRo火 2023年10月5日 9時55分 
update the name for cs2 bruh
DoucheBagDave 2023年6月17日 11時24分 
This Rizz Is Immaculate
Pibbles 2023年6月15日 21時58分 
need a girl to test these on first
Pastel 2023年2月18日 6時58分 
𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐭? 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝟒 𝐟𝐚𝐯 , 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝟒 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 :Girl2:
𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖆𝖛
poor homless 2022年9月18日 6時36分 
If you were B site, I’d rush you.
♂♂Skilled_Trap™♂♂ 2022年8月6日 23時28分 
or just be a guy who looks like a girl