Hello, I'm Milo Anderson, official goth hunter. I've been hunting goths since I was a wee lad, but I only got my official degree as of late, so now I can make a real guide for all of you looking for a goth cutie.

When searching for goths, be sure to search in the right places, such as Hot Topics, Conventions, or any small buisness. Goths gravitate to these places because they generally fit their "aesthetic" and help them become perfect and goth. Make sure to dress for the hunt, wearing genuine hunter gear.

When finding a goth, it is crucial to pick the right one, everyone has different tastes, so select carefuly. Finding the perfect goth won't be easy, so be patient, search hard, and get hard. Goths can be super dark, or not as dark, so take your pick, make sure she's cool as heck, like squigly.

Alright, so you spotted your cutie, now, to real her in. First, slick your hair back, next, throw on some cool shades,and walk up to her. Say "What's poppin gorgeous?" then proceed to throw some finger guns. If she is somehow not fully drenched by now, then use the secret tactic of pulling out your ps2 and playing through PaRappa The Rapper 2 100% perfect, and then bada-bing, she's yours!

You did it, you succesfully attracted a goth cutie and have made her your hot goth gf, now you can hug and kiss and play Skullgirls, enjoy. Thanks for reading my guide, if you have any questions for the master, don't be afraid to ask!