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Trolling in Napoleonic Wars
By 8thKGL_ello
   
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The various ways of trolling (so not a recruitment thing in there as well)
This guide has been written by 8thKGL_Maj_ello if you want to join the totally official so not a troll reg 8thKGL please add DONT JUDGE ME I AM AWESOME on steam... hey im desperate here.
In this guide i will be going through the various ways I ello troll in NW.

There are several ways of trolling in NW the first one is spamming by either clicking T then Space and enter all the time are saying things such as "8thKGL BEST KGL" over and over again. My two favorite things to spam are "8thKGL BEST KGL" and "(name) BEST PLEB (country).

The next method is only really applicable in either Reg V Reg's or GF's or events. This method makes everyone but your reg laugh unless its the 8thKGL of course. First step is to charge the enemy, then click P by "accident", then blame it all on being a noob.

The next method is to talk over commands given via TS in events. The best things to say are things like "(the reg you are in) WORST REG (country it belongs to)" or "CHARRRRRGE FOR GONDOR" or of course the best one "ALL HAIL JARJAR BINX BEST CARACTER IN STARWARS".

The next method is the last one i will give to you because we all know its dumb to give out all your trolling methods. The first step is to follow your reg into a melee fight, then look at your commanding officer, then click that LMB button and blame it on them getting into the way.

Thank you for reading my cancerous so not a recruitment scheme guide and remember to add DONT JUDGE ME I AM AWESOME on steam if you would like to join the 8thKGL. Also keep going around and trolling the *#@% out of people on NW. HAVE FUN PLEBS also never block. BLOCKING IS FOR PLEBS!
31 Comments
Gawinius 3 Dec, 2017 @ 10:34am 
LOL
8thKGL_ello  [author] 2 Dec, 2017 @ 11:36pm 
LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! you keep with the rules... IF SOMEONE TK'S GOOD FOR THEM! IF SOMEONE RAMBOS THEN HE/SHE HAS BALLS! and so on for all the rules that i dont even know
MilkmanLolzyo 2 Dec, 2017 @ 9:13pm 
im not a badmin............
8thKGL_ello  [author] 2 Dec, 2017 @ 8:38pm 
sob... at least id be a better badmin...
MilkmanLolzyo 2 Dec, 2017 @ 5:23pm 
still better
8thKGL_ello  [author] 2 Dec, 2017 @ 5:04pm 
lol yung snek ive done almost all of those cept for last 2 and the bush one i just pulled out a butter knife and started swinging it
snek 2 Dec, 2017 @ 3:13am 
good trolls for event:

offensive names with your tags on to make ur reg look bad

when your officer leads you onto a hill when you have to shoot walk back in the line so the ones in the front take all the bullets, most ppl in ur reg will see u going back and get mad

make random but quick noises in teamspeak whenever the leader gives commands

whenever you shoot "accidentally" shoot ur mate

write shit in global chat to other regiments like "-regiment name- u guys are fucking faggots"

constantly ask for 1v1's in melee against other players to piss them off, if they accept ignore them and keep spamming 1v1 me

kick in line or stop walking

when your told to charge, run and hide in a bush or and start shooting from it

write in chat in at events "dont invite -reg- next time, they are racist" guaranteed they will get triggered

when event goes live, go musician and play music

shoot artillery horse when event starts, move away from the smoke so u wont get seen


MilkmanLolzyo 1 Dec, 2017 @ 11:33pm 
you were castraited
8thKGL_ello  [author] 1 Dec, 2017 @ 11:18pm 
too right lolzyo.... too right...
MilkmanLolzyo 1 Dec, 2017 @ 3:01pm 
no balls