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I am a steve I must find the diamond, rebuild an house, an get REVENGE ON THE
CRAPPER!
wowowwowowowow I am rebuilding an house.
wowowowowowwow I am crafting the sword.
wowowowowowwow I have found the diamond YES.
yay I have found the diamond and built an house.
"auauauuaa ima crapper ima blow your house and the diamond."
not today, crapper.
"owowwowowwow crapper dying sounds."
"aw man."
haha yes.
oh no.
"auauauuaa ima skelly ima shoot you with the arrow."
oh no the skelly killed me i am dead.
"haha yes plot twist its a me..."
"THE CRAPPER."
"double plot twist its a me..."
"SANTIAGO."
find the diamond and build an house
wowwowwowowowowwow i am building an house
wowowowwowwow i have found the diamond YES
yay i have found the diamond and built an house
"auauauuaa ima crapper ima blow your house
and the diamond"
oh no.
"explosion sounds and pixelated explosions
boom aaaaaaaa"
oh no me house an diamond i am dead
haha yes plot twist its a me, SANTIAGO
im hungry~~~
But I'm still hungry.
"Hungry"
DJ dj: im hungry
Teto: i can't cook
DJ dj: 😭😭😭😢😢😢💀💀💀