Recent reviews by slim jim

can't bind movement to right thumbstick while keeping everything else on the left

My physical copy broke, well, I did drop it off the stairs, and the bed, and the table, and the house, and the door, and the fan, and the window, and the window frame, and the other laptop, and the computer, and the tv, and the bookshelf, and the lamp, and the chair, and the rug, and the painting, and the clock, and the plant, and the mirror, and the dresser, and the wardrobe, and the curtains, and the coffee table, and the cushions, and the fireplace, and the ceiling fan, and the light switch, and the picture frames, and the books, and the vase, and the remote control, and the speakers, and the PS4, and the phone, and the charger, and the headphones, and the printer, and the desk, and the calendar, and the notepad, and the pen, and the pencil, and the eraser, and the stapler, and the paper clips, and the scissors, and the tape dispenser, and the filing cabinet, and the documents, and the folders, and the envelopes, and the stamps, and the postcards, and the letters, and the magazines, and the newspaper, and the dining table, and the chairs, and the kitchen island, and the stove, and the oven, and the refrigerator, and the microwave, and the dishwasher, and the sink, and the faucet, and the cabinets, and the drawers, and the utensils, and the pots, and the pans, and the dishes, and the glasses, and the mugs, and the kettle, and the toaster, and the blender, and the cutting board, and the spices, and the pantry, and the food containers, and the trash can, and the recycling bin, and the broom, and the mop, and the vacuum cleaner, and the laundry basket, and the washing machine, and the dryer, and the ironing board, and the iron, and the clothes hangers, and the closet, and the shoes, and the jackets, and the hats, and the scarves, and the gloves, and the umbrella, and the keys, and the wallet, and the sunglasses, and the watch, and the jewelry, and the makeup, and the toiletries, and the towels, and the bath mat, and the shower curtain, and the soap, and the shampoo, and the conditioner, and the toothbrush, and the toothpaste, and the razor, and the shaving cream, and the hairbrush, and the comb, and the hairdryer, and the nail clippers, and the first aid kit, and the medicine cabinet, and the vitamins, and the supplements, and the band-aids, and the thermometer, and the tissues, and the toilet paper, and the cleaning supplies, and the air freshener, and the light bulbs, and the batteries, and the extension cords, and the power strips, and the chargers, and the cables, and the adapters, and the router, and the modem, and the internet connection, and the phone line, and the answering machine, and the intercom, and the security system, and the smoke detector, and the carbon monoxide detector, and the fire extinguisher, and the emergency kit, and the flashlight, and the candles, and the matches, and the lighter, and the toolbox, and the hammer, and the nails, and the screws, and the screwdriver, and the wrench, and the pliers, and the tape measure, and the level, and the saw, and the drill, and the sandpaper, and the paint, and the paintbrushes, and the rollers, and the drop cloths, and the ladder, and the step stool, and the garden tools, and the hose, and the sprinkler, and the lawn mower, and the rake, and the shovel, and the wheelbarrow, and the compost bin, and the plants, and the flowers, and the seeds, and the soil, and the fertilizer, and the pots, and the planters, and the garden gloves, and the watering can, and the bird feeder, and the bird bath, and the outdoor furniture, and the grill, and the patio umbrella, and the outdoor lights, and the fence, and the gate, and the driveway, and the garage, and the car, and the bike, and the skateboard, and the rollerblades, and the sports equipment, and the gym bag, and the yoga mat, and the weights, and the treadmill, and the exercise bike, and the jump rope, and the tennis racket, and the basketball, and the soccer ball, and the baseball bat, and the golf clubs, and the fishing rod, and the camping gear, and the tent, and the sleeping bag, and the backpack, and the hiking boots, and the binoculars, and the camera, and the tripod, and the memory cards, and the photo albums, and the scrapbooks, and the journals, and the pens, and the pencils, and the markers, and the crayons, and the coloring books, and the puzzles, and the board games, and the playing cards, and the dice, and the chess set, and the checkers, and the dominoes, and the jigsaw puzzles, and the model kits, and the craft supplies, and the sewing machine, and the fabric, and the thread, and the needles, and the buttons, and the zippers, and the patterns, and the knitting needles, and the yarn, and the crochet hooks, and the embroidery floss, and the beads, and the jewelry making supplies, and the painting supplies, and the drawing supplies, and the sculpting supplies, and the musical instruments, and the sheet music, and the music stand, and the metronome, and the tuner, and the guitar picks, and the drumsticks, and the keyboard, and the microphone, and the speakers, and the amplifier, and the cables, and the recording equipment, and the software, and the computer, and the monitor, and the keyboard, and the mouse, and the printer, and the scanner, and the copier, and the fax machine, and the paper, and the ink, and the toner, and the envelopes, and the stamps, and the labels, and the folders, and the binders, and the notebooks, and the planners, and the calendars, and the sticky notes, and the paper clips, and the staples, and the stapler, and the hole punch, and the tape, and the glue, and the scissors, and the ruler, and the protractor, and the compass, and the calculator, and the dictionary, and the thesaurus, and the reference books, and the textbooks, and the novels, and the magazines, and the newspapers, and the comics, and the graphic novels, and the e-books, and the audiobooks, and the library card, and the bookmarks, and the reading glasses, and the book light, and the bookends, and the bookshelf, and the chair, and the desk, and the lamp, and the rug, and the painting, and the clock, and the plant, and the mirror, and the dresser, and the wardrobe, and the curtains, and the coffee table, and the cushions, and the fireplace, and the ceiling fan, and the light switch, and the picture frames, and the books. So yeah..

To me, I just see no difference between: This physics game engine, vs. GTA 5, GTA 4, Garry's Mod addons, Teardown mods, etc, and the graphics don't look good no matter what I do, so I am requesting a refund.

Can be headcanonable half life 3.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ You looked too long at it

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
☑ Watch grass grow, birds fly, sun shines instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ NASA Simulations
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☑ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run Windows XP
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ XboxGames
☑ Ask anyone who owns a gaming computer for spare parts

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your PB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to play
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Elden Ring

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you care about Fame/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ Team Fortress 2

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a chugging down computer dust
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ Emesis Blue

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just eat your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ UNITY
☐ The game itself is a THE terrarium for bugs

---{ 6 / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☑ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

I had to manually type all that in.

All ye' folk with ye' jolly moods best make ye' ways and run from thine arrow's, All ye' folk with ye' jolly moods best make ye' ways and run from thine arrow's, All ye' folk with ye' jolly moods best make ye' ways and run from thine arrow's

#FixTF2 is over shut up

IT'S NOVEMBER WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ IT HALF LIFE 3

buy it now while you can

it feels too sloppy.. that's it