"Some of y'all gotta understand how to not hate each other one of these days."

"What's up? Need a friend? Collecting baseball cards? Or you collecting bullets?"

"Happiness, is a... *dapper* top hat."

"For fu- can't somebody else save the world? I just wanna have a beer and sit down at the beach, get some general to ♥♥♥♥♥♥', kill a god or something."

"You should pay more attention to what happens around you, and less of the mirror reflecting how much of an arrogant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are in its remaining broken shards."