JohnNightreign
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My god is more real then yours
You might be wondering what is my god and my religion? SHE is a 7ft tall ayran black trans woman and my prophet is Jaden smith. and my religion is called isreal.

To reach our heaven you must do two things, listen to our prophet about life advice and follow his beliefs which should take about 100 years.

Once step 1 is done, step two is to take so much Tylenol you almost od and become borderline brain damaged. you then must get in a yelling match with a religious person, it can be about anything, but two examples are:
1: yell at a christian that their god is a black woman lesbian.
2: try to convince a muslim that prophet muhammad is a pdf [which is true]

after step two is done, our goddess will order a uber and take you to the most ethnic mexican restaurant, taco bell. inside you need to get the spiciest meal. plain beef taco with PEPPER, no sour cream or drink either. after eating it you will die of heart burn and will be reborn in our heaven, which is a minecraft realm.

goals for us outside of reaching heaven:
kill all femboys
take the promised land that was promised to us 1 year ago, known as Tahiti.
donald trump.
gamble at cs2
enslave pdf's
{more will be added later maybe]
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