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27 of 37 (73%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:54am

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:25pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:20am

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:27am

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:20am

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:40am

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:38am

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:31pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:22am

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:00am

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 11:16am

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:26am

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 10:17am

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:53am

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 10:18am

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:25am

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:27am

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:52am

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:50am

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:09am

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:59am

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:56am

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:59am

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:10am

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:10am

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:17am

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:52pm



Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
51 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
46 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
0 / 100

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
318 / 500

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
343 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
24 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
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