I think we should be hiding state secrets in the bottom of recipe blogs. Or at the very least, in the bottom of the the most cringeworthy fan fictions we can find. Imagine needing the mental capacity as well as sleuthing skills to find out the name of JFK's actual assassin in the rotted heart of a Denny'sXWalmart fanfic.

Oh, hi. I'm Silver and this is a steam profile.