Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của Смерть в нищите

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg01 @ 10:44pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01 @ 6:47am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01 @ 2:04am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01 @ 2:19am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01 @ 2:38am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02 @ 9:10pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg02 @ 2:24am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg03 @ 12:22am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg03 @ 11:29pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg02 @ 2:16am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg01 @ 10:56pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg03 @ 11:07pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02 @ 7:18pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01 @ 2:19am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02 @ 8:06pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg03 @ 11:56pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01 @ 2:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02 @ 7:31pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg02 @ 7:24pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01 @ 2:11am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01 @ 2:38am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01 @ 2:25am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg01 @ 10:49pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg02 @ 2:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01 @ 2:40am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02 @ 6:00pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02 @ 5:25pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg02 @ 2:31am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg03 @ 10:51pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg03 @ 12:02am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg02 @ 2:19am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg02 @ 2:27am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg03 @ 12:31am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01 @ 5:01am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

18 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

3 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

40 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

15 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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