A young damsel... AND a purveyor of gaming pastimes? My word! How utterly captivating! *eyes widen with astonishment* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw unhinges, tongue lolls* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue flails uncontrollably, causing a delightful mess* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *a cherubic figure aims a dart at the heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh, fair maiden... *heart, resembling the very symbol of love, thrums vigorously beneath my attire* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *a rather unfortunate accident, as a vehicle laden with dairy collides with a confectionery establishment, sending white liquid and dough scattering upon the thoroughfare* INFANT LONGS FOR AMATORY RELATIONS *inhales deeply of the vapors* honka honka honka honka *indulges fervently in solitary pleasures* ohhhh my goodness~

In truth, it is as if thou art a beacon to all that is wicked, and in their eyes, thou art no mere bystander, but a confidant to whom they reveal their darkest desires. The path thou walkest is one steeped in shadow, where no light dares to tread, for in the company of such foul creatures, thou hast forsaken all that is good and pure. Thus, thy name is known not among the innocent, but among those whose hands are stained with blood, and thou art forever marked as one who dost befriend the very bringers of death.

Thou art one who, with strange and wicked ease, dost forge bonds with every killer, as though the very essence of death itself doth surround thee like a shroud. It mattereth not how monstrous or bloodthirsty they be, for in their presence thou dost seem to thrive, as if their murderous intent doth stir some dark kinship within thee. Where others flee in terror at the mere sight of such fiends, thou dost approach without fear, extending the hand of fellowship to those who wouldst rend flesh and spill blood without a second thought. Their blackened souls, twisted and cruel, seem drawn to thee as moths to a flame, and in their company, thou dost find counsel, as though their vile deeds and whispered horrors dost give thee comfort.