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newtoiletsameshit 22 May, 2025 @ 8:34pm 
Trying to self suck. Any tips?

I’m about 5-6” hard and by no means a contortionist with an average build. Been trying and trying to self suck a few times but give up each time. I’ve tried multiple different ways and multiple different positions both before and after a shower also a few times sitting down. The best I can get is my tip a few inches away. Any stretches I should do or anything I can try to get all the way to taste my own ♥♥♥♥ and make myself ♥♥♥ in my own mouth. Preferably a comfortable position because I can last awhile.
buckets 22 May, 2025 @ 6:28pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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2GOON 11 Mar, 2025 @ 12:53pm 
My phone is basically my life. I’ve got medieval games, castle-building apps, and history tools—I’m constantly managing my kingdom, upgrading knights, and diving into deep research on armor and battles. Even my alarm is on my phone, waking me up just to jump right back into it. Then there’s 2goon on TikTok—once I started watching, I couldn’t stop. I tell myself just one more video, but suddenly hours have passed. Whether I’m gaming, scrolling, or listening to medieval ballads, time disappears. My phone isn’t just a device—it’s a portal to another world, and honestly? I don’t even want to escape.
buckets 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:16am 
skibidi toilet has nothing on this guy
Larry 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:14am 
Consistently top frags and never ever EVER kills teammates. +rep
Coconutboy2 16 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm 
this dude is literally an alpha gamer