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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:08pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:43am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:03pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:42pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:50am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:07pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:41am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:49am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:30am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:12am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:59pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:41am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:41am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:28pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:10pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:59pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:43pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:21pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:41am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:42pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:04am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:02am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:08am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:57pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:07am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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