Steams gemenskap :: Dogma

59.6 timmar totalt (52.7 timmar när recensionen skrevs)

Phasmophobia has been truly life changing. Before discovering this hidden gem I was depressed, single and questioning my purpose in life. After 50+ hours, I am a proud to say i'm depressed, single and questioning my purpose in life… while playing phasmophobia!!

Yesterday, I got kicked out of my local cemetery for setting fire to sage and running around the graves like a 4 year old with a Sonic The Hedgehog hyperfixation and a diet of chicken nuggets and red grapes. The groundskeeper said (and I quote) “You’re being rambunctious and disrespectful” and told me to take my lollygagging someplace else. In reality, he was a phasmophobic old ♥♥♥♥ who had clearly never gone toe to toe with a Moroi before. People who have played phasmo are an entirely different species to those who have not. I'm not going to lie to you guys!!

I was watching this FNAF song about some Edwin fella making ‘The Mimic’ and the first thing that came into my head was “Got the intel, looks like this is going to be a tough one. We've had reports of violence, and it looks like they left in a hurry.” so then I started jumping around the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ room like a chicken on Red Bull and heroin searching for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ghost orbs.

While I enjoy being a Phasmopobee, it certainly makes certain convo topics really difficult. Like I went out with the “Spiritual Girl” like toxic positivity, DMT smoking that sort of ♥♥♥♥ and she asked if she could read my Tarot. Being a pro phasmo player I was physically, mentally, theoretically, sexually (and all the other ly’s) taken aback… like how could she just do that and risk that 1% hanged man pull?!!... perchance

Anyway, good game and I want to be a revenant when I die because I connect with them on a spiritual level…

♥♥♥♥

Upplagd 29 april.

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10.9 timmar totalt (4.6 timmar när recensionen skrevs)

This is one of the only games that truly connects you to your character, as in i felt like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zombie trying to get the no damage runs... apart from that its a great game!!

Upplagd 8 januari.

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