“Right now you are probably wondering who I am. Let me explain to you! My name is Speedwagon! I had a hunch that Jonathan's series of troubles might never end, so I followed him home. I like you, Jonathan, so I'm going to offer this little tidbit at no cost: living in a ditch, you learn to spot scum pretty quickly if you want to see tomorrow. I have trained my nose to distinguish the bad from the good by smell. This guy stinks of brimstone and blood worse than anyone I've ever seen!"