After a good game in cs:go, he added me because he thought i seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a cs:go lan party. I said i was coming so he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, i pushed him against the wall and started nibbling his ear, he felt my hard shlong push against his leg. he punched me. Turns out he wasnt gay. Don't trust this guy...

hamsty