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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:36am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:41am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:30am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:31am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:41am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:52pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:41am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:27am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:02am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:41am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:37am



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
21 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
19 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
3 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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