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29 of 44 (66%) achievements earned:
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Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 1:09am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:15am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:58am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:13am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:29am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:46pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 12:50am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 12:29am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 8:35am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 1:01am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 1:05am

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 12:59am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 5:18am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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