─▄████▄████▄
██▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒██(¯`•´¯)
▀██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▀.*•❀•*.
─▀██▒▒▒▒▒██▀.•..(¯`•´¯)
───▀██▒██▀(¯`•´¯)*•❀•*
─────▀█▀…•..*•❀•*

♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

You think you're funny huh? Just wait till you feel the writhing goey goodness of my trickling glistening rock hard skiboner. Then we'll see who's funny. 🧎‍♂

+ch ode

Harambe, 🙉 he was a good 👌 ape🙉 but then🕛🕧🕐 he got shot 🙉🔫🔫 and now 🕛🕧🕐 he's gone 🔇🔕💀 like the wind💨💨
My daddy 😫 shot Harambe🙉🙉!! Now 🕛🕧🕐 he's dead 💀like him👻🙉
Catch 🏃 me at my daddy's😫 funeral! 💀💀👻
The USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸 mourns 😩 the loss of our Ape Friend🙉🙉 Harambe.
But Wait!✋✋ Who else died 💀👻 in 2016?
Prince!. 🎤👑😀
You 👈😩👉 know what that means!!
Prince 👑 😩🎶 and Harambe🙉🙉 were doing drugs 🌿🌿🚬🚬♻
R.I.P. 👑👑🙉🙉

In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

fat + glasses + likes kids