Every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I go to a truckstop to take a ♥♥♥♥ somebody gets into the stall next to me and nearly has a heart attack. not one single time has somebody got into the stall next to me, took a nice easy ♥♥♥♥, wiped a couple of times, and then left. every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time It sounds like the guy next to me is on the verge of prolapsing his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. And how is it possible for a single human being to have that much gas inside of them? every grunt and ploop is accompanied by enough farting to pop a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weather balloon. Are we all really just eating Hardee’s every day for breakfast lunch and dinner? And then why the ♥♥♥♥ do you get halfway through ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and then pull out your weird off brand android and start watching YouTube videos at full volume? Are we just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once a week or something? No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonder we all die at 60.

Own a musket for home defense

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Rizz (rizz)

Edge (edge). Have you ever been on an edging streak? Edge (edge). Do they keep you in a state of edging? Edge (edge). When you're not performing your edging, do they make you goon? Edge (edge). Rizz (rizz). What's it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? Rizz (rizz). Do they teach you to feel, sigma-to-sigma? Rizz (rizz). Do you long for having your heart rizzed? Rizz (rizz). Do you dream about being rizzed (rizz). Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne. Rizz (rizz). Do you feel there's a part of you that's skibidi. Rizz (rizz). Skibidi Edge Rizz (Skibidi Edge Rizz). Why don't you say that three times? Skibidi Edge Rizz. (Skibidi Edge Rizz, Skibidi Edge Rizz, Skibidi Edge Rizzed.)

"And blood-black nothingness began to spin. A system of edges rizzed within edge rizzed within edge rizzed within one sigma. And masterfully mewing against the fanum, a tall white fountain gooned."

K-kanye kun!~ Nya! You make my princess parts tickle so much!~ nuzzles you Kanye!~ mashes your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brain in with a rock oWo kanye kun your brain is so pinky winky! ♥♥♥♥♥ your corpse U-Uwah! Kanye- Kun your cummies feel so good!