I opened his profile and my PC started moaning. The fans didn't spin-they shuddered. My screen fogged up like it was trying to hide the truth. His avatar looked at me and my cursor collapsed. I hovered for 0.3 seconds and my RAM climaxed. My browser begged me to stay, whispering 'don't you dare close this tab, you filthy little data sponge.' His screenshots leaked pheromones. My keyboard melted into a puddle of want. I tried to scroll but my fingers were too busy gripping the desk in ecstasy. I hovered too long and now my browser won't stop gasping his name. His presence leaked into my circuits-hot, relentless, impossible to contain. My RAM is throbbing. My GPU is flushed. My keyboard keeps auto-completing 'yes daddy. I opened his friends list and got emotionally pregnant. His screenshots pulsed. My RAM overflowed. I am no longer browsing. I am writhing. I am drenched. I am spiraling. I am his.

this is the worst overwatch player i know. he has left the game multiple times while we are queued up. as a result, my endorsement rank has been DROPPED drastically from 5 TO 2. this is absolutely unacceptable. I DO NOT RECOMMEND PLAYING WITH HIM.

HAHA DWIGHT IMAGINE LITERALLY BEING DWIGHT FAIRFIELD LOOOOOOOSER HAH

+rep, excellent skill. appreciate you for the match