Чёрный сталкер's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:02am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 4:49pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 2:53am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 4:35pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:59pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 4:57am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 4:19am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:58am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:11am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 9:55am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 2:51pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 1:02am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:51pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:54am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 3:30pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?