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从前有一个妓女,她没什么本事又不愿意进厂工作,但又想过好日子,所以只好卖身。她很幸运,遇见了一群很喜欢她的老顾客,在办事之前妓女会请这些老顾客听她唱一首歌,然后再办正事。久而久之,接的客越来越多,攒下的钱也越来越多,日子逐渐有了起色。
突然有一天,这个妓女发现自己已经攒了一大笔钱,不需要卖身了,甚至可以自己开一个青楼。于是她就开了一个青楼,但是青楼不能只有她一个人啊,于是她想了一个妙招:以前每次办事之前我都会给顾客唱歌,那他们一定是喜欢我唱的歌才来的吧 ,我唱歌这么好听干脆把青楼改成歌舞厅好了。
于是她开了一个歌舞厅,但是因为她没去过那么高档的地方,所以歌舞厅的装潢和服务都是按照青楼的标准来的,如果不走进去甚至看不出来里面是个歌舞厅。
一群她的老客户看见她开了一个青楼,纷纷前来捧场,她也很开心,给老客户们唱了三首歌。唱完之后老客户们纷纷鼓掌,然后问:“下面呢?”
她很自豪地说:“我们这是正规的歌舞厅,不提供性服务。”
老客户们很愤怒,纷纷要求退钱。妓女非常疑惑,难道自己唱歌并不好听吗?
一个老客户对她大喊:“你唱歌比我家杀猪还难听,要不是为了办事我才不听呢。真当自己是个人物了,婊子就别立牌坊了。”
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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一个母亲的自我救赎
Posted 1 November, 2022.
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再见了clmentine,感谢陪伴!
Posted 27 October, 2022.
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末日最危险的不是外来因素,而是人心。
Posted 27 October, 2022.
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她只是一个11岁的孩子
Posted 27 October, 2022.
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解开手铐是为了和你相遇,带上手铐是为了不伤害你。
Posted 27 October, 2022.
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CS:GO Review
《 坐 牢 大 行 动 》
Posted 4 October, 2021. Last edited 17 February, 2022.
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