If I am re-elected to President of the United States of America, I will divert all charitable funds (Social Security, Medicaid, Food Stamps, etc.) to the procurement and development of M113 vehicles. The best scientifically sound ratio of M113s to American citizens is 300:1, and with your vote, I can make this happen.

The M113 Armored Personnel Carrier is clearly the best vehicle ever engineered by mankind, and yet the United States refuses to update them with modern technology, because “[they] are a relic of the Cold War.” This is false. According to a study conducted at MIT circa 2014, the M113, with proper updates, has a smaller radar cross-section than the modern F-22 , giving off the radar signature of an ant. A similar study conducted by Stanford in 2020 revealed that the M113 was capable of withstanding over 697 M829A4 (Experimental) APFSDS rounds from all directions, not to mention the perfect score against air-launched ATGMs.

A now declassified aeronautical study conducted by the CIA (with blueprints from Einstein himself) from 1983 proved that the M113 was viable not only as a MBT, but as an 8th generation stealth multi-role long range strike/attack fighter aircraft platform with a range of 300,000 nautical miles and a weapons bay capable of carrying up to 9 metric tons of AIM-260 AMRAAMs, AIM-9X Sidewinders, and the experimental 90,000lb JDAM. Needless to say, these studies show that the existence of Anime proves that 2 bombs weren't enough, and that the M113 is being sidelined in favor of corporate and political interests at the detriment of America’s national security.