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Recent reviews by Zesty

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27.4 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
Walter White goes crazy in Brazil.

"I am not in danger. I am the DANGER."
Posted 13 May, 2024.
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38.7 hrs on record (34.6 hrs at review time)
This is totally me, just minus the whole "lancing up drugs with fentanyl" gig.





Posted 13 May, 2024.
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13.9 hrs on record
Talking guns. 8.5/10
Posted 13 May, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
51.6 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up and awards
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Posted 13 May, 2024.
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66.1 hrs on record (64.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted 13 May, 2024.
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81.9 hrs on record (40.4 hrs at review time)
Sorry, I can't recommend this game. I enjoyed the first Dying Light, but this game feels bland by comparison.
Posted 7 April, 2024.
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57.2 hrs on record (55.6 hrs at review time)
I love to shoot civilians when they are on their knees begging for mercy... (It's a powermove you wouldn't understand)
Posted 2 April, 2024. Last edited 30 November, 2024.
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87.6 hrs on record (79.2 hrs at review time)
In the 79 hours of playing my best advice to new players is: "just parry"
Posted 20 March, 2024.
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2,494.7 hrs on record (152.4 hrs at review time)
Almost all of the players are trash at the game, so don't expect an online raid. Be prepared to wake up and be molested by a group of 5 black guys.

Edit: After many more hours of playing this game, I realized it's not the players' fault for offline raiding me. It's actually my fault for going offline at the most intense PvP/raiding time of the day, 3 AM.
Posted 20 July, 2022. Last edited 1 April, 2024.
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183.8 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 30 May, 2022.
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