Recent reviews by a very palmtree

“I wanna play basketball but I don’t wanna practice dribbling, shooting, doing layups, defending, any fundamentals basically. I don’t wanna practice anything; by the way, this game sucks. Change the ball”

Has pornography, instant 10/10

It killed my love for the payday franchise because of how amazing of a horde shooter this game is

Great experience, decent little snip-bits of lore, and great models (holy ♥♥♥♥ the hidden cultist's movement is so creepy at first sight). Only real issue is how after you get 500 kills the game just becomes endless with no more story and the many audio bugs, but these aren't even close to deal-breakers, just buy the game

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate what they did to the game in u240.3. Why they couldn't just leave it as it is, now everything is broken and all the major changes that completely change the game are just unlisted. Do not get this game, I was right the first time. This game's golden age died out a long time ago and I doubt payday 3 is gonna ever get off the ground and above 1k players even if they gave it away for free

Great horde shooter experience

Amazing mechanics, beautiful artwork, and one of the best stories I've ever seen in any video game

Amazing upgrade to the already near-perfect original. Increase in playable characters, many many more levels, some of the most kickass ost's I've ever listened to, and at a great price. Would recommend anyone that enjoys fighting/shooter games

Great music and theme/design. Very unique experience. Lots of customization. And a hidden puzzle for those who like those. Nothing not to love

Fairly balanced, good aesthetics and design, neat music, funny customization, and only $5. Basically no point to not getting this game (unless you don't have friends)