yyugen0's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:47am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 4:27am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:36am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 8:18am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:17am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 2:21am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:51am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:51am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 4:23am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 14 Dec @ 8:54am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 15 Dec @ 11:38am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:25am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 15 Dec @ 12:05pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:10am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 11:06am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 8:09am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 15 Dec @ 7:23am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 15 Dec @ 7:09am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 15 Dec @ 12:02pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:38am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:47am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:47am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:24am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 14 Dec @ 7:04am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 14 Dec @ 9:08am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:42am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 12 Dec @ 10:19am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:45am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

25 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,125 / 5,000