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Recent reviews by Zereslash (Star)

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29 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
My eyes saw stuff that i won't be able to forget, save my damn soul. There was boobs and gore. Would recommend

(Something changed..)

Posted 30 May, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Picked up the game recently because of the title and i love it! It's fast paced, it's ruthless and it's simple! The controls remind me alot of Hotline Miami but it's just me. Personally i won't go to get all the achievements but i highly recommend it if you have a buck to spare!
Posted 20 April, 2024.
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64 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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3.6 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
All Came up out of the blue
When you ended up on the national news
and the told me where i could find you
they told me where you live and what i should do
they told me about diseases
and told me i should cut you into pieces
and told me that you were not true
and told me they would redistribute you
Sold your eyes to a good will
They drank you 'til they had their fill
and they sold your teeth at a flee market
Showed your skin at a target
They made the Earth from your bones
and they put your brain into phones
and they turned you into quite a profit
AND HID THE REST IN MY CLOSET

(pls someone fix me)
Posted 19 April, 2024.
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14 people found this review helpful
532.4 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
Been playing for a while and i noticed that i live in the same apartment as her but im missing the alarm clock.

P.S She is literally me
Posted 5 January, 2024. Last edited 5 January, 2024.
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