Let's see... To review this place for tourism reasons, the local is absolutely wonderful, the scenery is amazing, and the welcome board is top notch! I would absolutely vacation here again!
100/10

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Wild cat girl, but always manages to find her way home

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Best american to have ever conquered another country

The beaniest of beans of da whole bean dynasty