Started out as an innocent game about cute monkeys throwing darts at balloons. But as I began progressing I realized that no longer was the game as cute and innocent as it seemed. As the upgrades rolled in, my cuddly little rascals were begging to learn the concepts of war, and as such were being hardened into war criminals. They began developing strategies such as booby trapping, bombing raids (using IED's with shrapnel effects), and nuclear warfare to eliminate all opposing forces. These atrocious crimes are being backed by well funded money laundering schemes due in part to fencing operations by merchant ships. They know no bounds, have no limits, obey no government but their own anarchy. This opened my eyes to the truth of war; It is not a war crime if you win. After many victories the monkeys began religious efforts including sacrifice and harnessing the power of the sun to achieve one goal: Godhood. They have ascended beyond this mortal plane, unlocking the power of the mind and body. Their hunger has become insatiable and consume everything that stands before them. They have evolved beyond that of man. As I sit here and watch, I have realized the truth of it all: I was never controlling these monkeys. Them obeying my command was a facade to mask their true dark intentions. I am the one being controlled, I shall do their bidding. I am their Vessel, and I will obey. 10/10 pretty fun game

Started out as an innocent game about cute monkeys throwing darts at balloons. But as I began progressing I realized that no longer was the game as cute and innocent as it seemed. As the upgrades rolled in, my cuddly little rascals were begging to learn the concepts of war, and as such were being hardened into war criminals. They began developing strategies such as booby trapping, bombing raids (using IED's with shrapnel effects), and nuclear warfare to eliminate all opposing forces. These atrocious crimes are being backed by well funded money laundering schemes due in part to fencing operations by merchant ships. They know no bounds, have no limits, obey no government but their own anarchy. This opened my eyes to the truth of war; It is not a war crime if you win. After many victories the monkeys began religious efforts including sacrifice and harnessing the power of the sun to achieve one goal: Godhood. They have ascended beyond this mortal plane, unlocking the power of the mind and body. Their hunger has become insatiable and consume everything that stands before them. They have evolved beyond that of man. As I sit here and watch, I have realized the truth of it all: I was never controlling these monkeys. Them obeying my command was a facade to mask their true dark intentions. I am the one being controlled, I shall do their bidding. I am their Vessel, and I will obey. 10/10 pretty fun game