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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 6:17am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 4:32am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:59am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 10:37am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:20am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 1:11pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:59pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 11:05pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:21am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 6:09am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 12:08am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 1:35am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 5:32am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:48am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 8:18am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:31am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 8:09am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 8:48am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:54am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!