The fattiest fat to have ever fatted ever

Let's say that, hypothetically, your mother was walking down the street in a yellow raincoat. In this hypothetical instance, there is also a man walking close nearby. When this man sees your mother, he yells "Taxi! Taxi!" The reason as to why he called for a taxi when he saw your mother is because your mother is both so giant that she is the size of a taxi, and she is wearing a yellow raincoat, which is the color of a taxi. So, what did we learn from this hypothetical? We have learned that your mother is a fat whale. BOOM! completely destroyed via the medium of facts and logic once again.

+Rep, Awesomw Wesker

+ rep.. Improvise, overcome & ADEPT.. Good fellow survivor <3

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