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160.7 hrs on record (52.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Roblox game that is better then most other games that cost 60 buckers
Posted 4 July, 2023.
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72.3 hrs on record (71.5 hrs at review time)
I have never witnessed such abysmal incompetence in a single player until I encountered a certain "pilot" in War Thunder. This individual, let's call them POOPYPANTS33, managed to redefine the meaning of failure within the confines of the game. It is a feat that deserves recognition, albeit for all the wrong reasons.

From the very moment POOPYPANTS33 took to the virtual skies, it was apparent that the concept of flight eluded them entirely. I cannot comprehend how someone can crash a plane so spectacularly and with such regularity. It's as if they possessed an innate talent for transforming an aircraft into a flaming heap of wreckage within seconds. Bravo, POOPYPANTS33, for discovering a brand new level of ineptitude!

But it doesn't stop there. Oh no, POOPYPANTS33 decided to expand their repertoire of incompetence by demonstrating an impressive lack of tactical awareness. Watching them wander aimlessly in the sky, seemingly oblivious to the objectives or the enemy, was nothing short of infuriating. They could have at least made an effort to contribute to the team, but alas, it appears that basic teamwork is too much to ask for.

I must commend the developers of War Thunder for creating a game that exposes the limitations of certain individuals so effectively. It is a testament to their ability to accurately simulate the experience of being saddled with an imbecilic teammate. Thank you, Gaijin Entertainment, for giving us an authentic taste of frustration and the bitter sting of defeat.

To my dear POOPYPANTS33, I implore you to reconsider your aspirations of aerial combat. Perhaps, instead, you could devote your time to more suitable pursuits like counting blades of grass or watching paint dry. Anything that doesn't involve piloting an aircraft would be a step in the right direction. Your presence on the battlefield only serves to diminish the experience for everyone else.

In conclusion, War Thunder is a game that offers a unique opportunity for players to witness firsthand the astounding depths of incompetence. And for that, I thank it. But let us hope that players like [Your Username] will find a different outlet for their lack of skills, so the rest of us can enjoy the game in peace.
Posted 22 May, 2023.
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296.7 hrs on record (140.8 hrs at review time)
i hate every living hour of this game but its good
Posted 10 March, 2022.
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1,588.6 hrs on record (88.3 hrs at review time)
GAMER GAME
Posted 21 September, 2021.
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