"I really hate people, The're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever, I mean really look at all they've achieved, Gene-side, global warming, reality tv, its just a never ending parade of failures and F*ck ups. They are without question a complete write of of a species, and how dare you make me care about them." Kirito Abridged

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak.